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Mitt RomneyVerified account
@MittRomney
Take down the #ConfederateFlag at the SC Capitol. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor #Charleston victims.
@MittRomney
Take down the #ConfederateFlag at the SC Capitol. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor #Charleston victims.
Don't look to me for cogent thought. I'm conservative, a fan of Moody Blues & Queen and I make Rosaries for soldiers on the battlefield. Have at it!
Professor Stephen Worthington’s life makes perfect sense.
He teaches classes on Tuesdays and Fridays. He has dinners with his parents on the weekend. He goes to the gym with his comically crass stepbrother, Matt, a few days each week. And every night, he heads home at a reasonable hour, alone.
There’s only one thorn in Stephen’s perfectly organized side: Ms. Julia Wilde. Never has Stephen dealt with a more unruly student. She’s rude, provocative, infuriating—and she dresses in a way that is completely unbecoming for a lady. Stephen can’t wait for the semester to be over, and then he’ll never have to see her again.
That is, until Stephen finds himself out of the classroom and in Julia’s apartment. Suddenly, the student/teacher roles are reversed, and the professor receives a much-needed lesson between the sheets. Stephen thought his life made sense, but after his tryst with Julia, he finds himself changed in more ways than one. Maybe he’s coming down with something.
Or maybe, something a little out of the ordinary is exactly what this stuffy professor needs to really live.
This novel contains mature content.
He teaches classes on Tuesdays and Fridays. He has dinners with his parents on the weekend. He goes to the gym with his comically crass stepbrother, Matt, a few days each week. And every night, he heads home at a reasonable hour, alone.
There’s only one thorn in Stephen’s perfectly organized side: Ms. Julia Wilde. Never has Stephen dealt with a more unruly student. She’s rude, provocative, infuriating—and she dresses in a way that is completely unbecoming for a lady. Stephen can’t wait for the semester to be over, and then he’ll never have to see her again.
That is, until Stephen finds himself out of the classroom and in Julia’s apartment. Suddenly, the student/teacher roles are reversed, and the professor receives a much-needed lesson between the sheets. Stephen thought his life made sense, but after his tryst with Julia, he finds himself changed in more ways than one. Maybe he’s coming down with something.
Or maybe, something a little out of the ordinary is exactly what this stuffy professor needs to really live.
This novel contains mature content.
mitt romney is kind of sexy in a joker sort of way
Pro tip: Spelling out the alphabet with your tongue as you eat pussy works even better when you know two alphabets. #DateKoreans2015
Chris Pratt Reveals That He's A Recreational Hunter; Feels A Closeness To God
Jurassic World has a theme that emphasises respect for nature, and the perils that befall those who don’t, and Pratt relates. He says this respect comes from his experience as a recreational hunter.
“I have a great deal of respect for the animals that I kill,” he says, “and I feel remorse and all of the emotions that come with it.”
As a non-hunter, I ask him to explain how choosing to kill something and then feeling remorse about it fits together. He leans in, happy to explain. “The thing inside me that drives me to go out and hunt is very animal. But the remorse, emotion and respect I feel, and the closeness to God that I feel when I’m out there, is my humanity. It’s an opportunity for me to explore what parts of me are animal and what parts of me are human.”
Jurassic World has a theme that emphasises respect for nature, and the perils that befall those who don’t, and Pratt relates. He says this respect comes from his experience as a recreational hunter.
“I have a great deal of respect for the animals that I kill,” he says, “and I feel remorse and all of the emotions that come with it.”
As a non-hunter, I ask him to explain how choosing to kill something and then feeling remorse about it fits together. He leans in, happy to explain. “The thing inside me that drives me to go out and hunt is very animal. But the remorse, emotion and respect I feel, and the closeness to God that I feel when I’m out there, is my humanity. It’s an opportunity for me to explore what parts of me are animal and what parts of me are human.”
Nothing about you is or ever will be interesting until you are directly benefiting me. Pay to begin existing. #GiveYourMoneyToWomen
this isn't sociopathic at all
this isn't sociopathic at all
http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/showthread.php?469648-Breedism-and-Warmbloods
my Curly Coated Retriever is better than your Labradoodle!!!1
NO your curly coated retrievers are stupid compared to the labradoodles i met!
my Curly Coated Retriever is better than your Labradoodle!!!1
NO your curly coated retrievers are stupid compared to the labradoodles i met!
sometimes i think i want a pet or a bb but tjen i remember i would have to clean up it's poop and nty
what's the most weight u lost healthily in 6 months? not by any ed methods
Lauren Chief Elk @ChiefElk 2h2 hours ago
"Let's just be friends" the second I try to hold you accountable and demand any type of basic decency from you.
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Lauren Chief Elk @ChiefElk 2h2 hours ago
However you still want all of my time, attention, labor, love, care, and emotional landscape. But *not a relationship*.
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Lauren Chief Elk @ChiefElk 2h2 hours ago
You are a sociopath.
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Lauren Chief Elk @ChiefElk 1h1 hour ago
The Department of Labor needs to be called on all of you tbh
"Let's just be friends" the second I try to hold you accountable and demand any type of basic decency from you.
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Lauren Chief Elk @ChiefElk 2h2 hours ago
However you still want all of my time, attention, labor, love, care, and emotional landscape. But *not a relationship*.
17 retweets 35 favorites
Lauren Chief Elk @ChiefElk 2h2 hours ago
You are a sociopath.
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Lauren Chief Elk @ChiefElk 1h1 hour ago
The Department of Labor needs to be called on all of you tbh
www.quizbean.com/#/hamlet-kanye-or-dril-1
i only got 14 right :(
i only got 14 right :(
my right flat tore. now i have to get new shoes
https://twitter.com/evanrachelwood/status/612293588811018240
girl do u know wat clickhole is
girl do u know wat clickhole is
Bart is drunk when he first kisses Milhouse, and he tastes like beer and nacho residue and a little bit of free-flowing lust. He pulls away, brushing back his messy blond hair and looks pretty pleased with himself. Milhouse blinks and wishes he still had glasses to fiddle with, to take off and wipe away the condensation and oil from Bart’s face on his.
The human body exhibits many unusual behaviors, and foremost among them might be the yawn. An involuntary reflex that serves no clear purpose, yawning can sometimes seem like one of those strange physiological quirks that should’ve been phased out by evolution. But despite appearances, yawning actually has a very logical scientific explanation.
Clinical research shows that a yawn is actually a direct physical reaction to a ghost trying to fit its entire fist in your mouth. As you yawn, and your mouth and your jaw spontaneously stretch wide open, what you’re really experiencing is the incorporeal incarnation of a deceased human forcing its clenched ghost hand—knuckle by knuckle—right through the front of your face. So, you see, yawning actually makes quite a bit of sense!
Researchers have been able to observe this phenomenon for years, using advanced spectroscopic technology to measure the radiated energy of ghosts as they plunge their fists down the throats of unsuspecting living beings. Ghosts, researchers explain, are endlessly curious about whether their whole fists can fit into people’s mouths. This holds true for ghosts of nearly all observed categories, from happy ghosts to tortured ghosts, young ghosts to ghosts of centuries past, ghosts whose souls are in heaven to ghosts whose souls are in hell, and even the ghosts with weird powers that live in Japan.
Research has also provided answers to many other questions pertaining to yawns. For instance, if you’ve ever wondered why yawns are so contagious, it’s because ghosts have two hands and will stick their hands in multiple mouths at the same time whenever possible.
And if you’re curious about why dogs and cats yawn, it’s because there are dog ghosts and cat ghosts that exhibit the same behavior among their own species. Pretty cool, right?
When you experience a particularly big yawn, it is usually due to the presence of an especially huge ghost with especially huge hands, or, less frequently, a child ghost fitting its entire head in your mouth.
And why do people primarily yawn early in the morning and late at night? Researchers say that’s just because ghosts are nocturnal, and these are generally the only times that their waking hours overlap with those of the living.
So, next time you yawn, remember that it’s happening for a reason: A ghost is putting its hand in you. It’s simple science!
Clinical research shows that a yawn is actually a direct physical reaction to a ghost trying to fit its entire fist in your mouth. As you yawn, and your mouth and your jaw spontaneously stretch wide open, what you’re really experiencing is the incorporeal incarnation of a deceased human forcing its clenched ghost hand—knuckle by knuckle—right through the front of your face. So, you see, yawning actually makes quite a bit of sense!
Researchers have been able to observe this phenomenon for years, using advanced spectroscopic technology to measure the radiated energy of ghosts as they plunge their fists down the throats of unsuspecting living beings. Ghosts, researchers explain, are endlessly curious about whether their whole fists can fit into people’s mouths. This holds true for ghosts of nearly all observed categories, from happy ghosts to tortured ghosts, young ghosts to ghosts of centuries past, ghosts whose souls are in heaven to ghosts whose souls are in hell, and even the ghosts with weird powers that live in Japan.
Research has also provided answers to many other questions pertaining to yawns. For instance, if you’ve ever wondered why yawns are so contagious, it’s because ghosts have two hands and will stick their hands in multiple mouths at the same time whenever possible.
And if you’re curious about why dogs and cats yawn, it’s because there are dog ghosts and cat ghosts that exhibit the same behavior among their own species. Pretty cool, right?
When you experience a particularly big yawn, it is usually due to the presence of an especially huge ghost with especially huge hands, or, less frequently, a child ghost fitting its entire head in your mouth.
And why do people primarily yawn early in the morning and late at night? Researchers say that’s just because ghosts are nocturnal, and these are generally the only times that their waking hours overlap with those of the living.
So, next time you yawn, remember that it’s happening for a reason: A ghost is putting its hand in you. It’s simple science!
i want to learn how to knit but i'm not sure where to begin. i've never done it
i feel like i want to get big knitting needles and really chunky yarn and make a blanket. would that be too big of a project to start on? tbh i don't want to knit scarves or any clothes because i know they'd probably turn out ugly and i'd never wear them. i just want a big chunky knitted blanket and i feel like it'd be simple if i just do a square one but idk. does anyone have any advice? how hard is it to learn to knit? what materials should i buy to start with?
i feel like i want to get big knitting needles and really chunky yarn and make a blanket. would that be too big of a project to start on? tbh i don't want to knit scarves or any clothes because i know they'd probably turn out ugly and i'd never wear them. i just want a big chunky knitted blanket and i feel like it'd be simple if i just do a square one but idk. does anyone have any advice? how hard is it to learn to knit? what materials should i buy to start with?
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