(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
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(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ik but ppl keep being like "it's not an age-related issue bc it affects women only" but it affects women based in age tho

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
fear of death duh

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
birds can poop with enough force to launch themselves forward if need be

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
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(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
lol

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
what would you do if you woke up one day, and your name was spelled differently? you know for a fact if was spelled one way, but suddenly all your documents spell it a different way and everyone you know says it's always been spelled that way

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm going on a plane tomorrow and i wanted to write fic but i have a middle seat and am afraid of people reading over my shoulder

if i had the window seat i could lean against the wall and hide my screen

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
i would just go with the flow and accept it

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
ask ur seatmates if u can swap w/them

sometimes it works

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
when you check in, let the staff know that if a window seat opens, you'd like to switch

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
esp if you say something about getting airsick if you can't look out the window

works like a charm, nobody wants to sit next to a barfer

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
who would give up a window seat

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
8=====✊==D💦

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
do u remember that story about the grandpa who read gay erotica on a large font ereader on a plane ride?

be fearless nona

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
imagine a movie where laverne cox and robert downey jr were star-crossed lovers, and rinko kikuchi and ruby rose played a supporting couple 2gether

tumblr would explode lql

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
are you usually attracted to assholes?

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
me, i have a small bladder and feel terrible making people move every hour

also flying terrifies me idwt see out

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
lunks

help me dr nona

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
every year during the summer i get a heat rash on the backs of my hands and my arms, and it always lasts for weeks before going away. it's always in the same place, i never get it anywhere else, but it's rly itchy an i'm not good at not scratching it so the bumps scab over and it looks awful

i mentioned it to my mom b/c it's happening again (it's already been over a week) and my mom was like "wat, isn't heat rash only supposed to last a few days? r u sure it's a heat rash and not smthing more srs? mb u should go to a dr"

and now i'm freaking out :(

it probs only lasts longer b/c i scratch it, right?

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
nayrt but i lmao idt i remember this, deets pls

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
why

Re: help me dr nona

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like a mild allergy to sth.

u can definitely prolong the life of a wound indefinitely by scratching it tho, see also: my pizza face from constantly picking at my zit scabs

Re: help me dr nona

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
possibly. bad rashes can also be caused by anxiety, but if its just in the summer it could also be allergies

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm attracted to mean-spirited emotionally arrested men who have parental troubles, so yes

and who also drive ice cream trucks