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[mummysquid]

the fuck you say punk

have it erased

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[(Anonymous)]

what if we laid eggs that were fertilized outside of our bodies like fish do

so like instead of a period u'd get a snack every month

[(Anonymous)]

cook yr menstrual blood into casserole

[(Anonymous)]

do i fucking look like roadkillwitch to u

[fawny]

i would like this tbh

you could probs sell them

[(Anonymous)]

ew what if some dude bought ur eggs and fertilized them

[(Anonymous)]

what if a neckbeard buys ur eggs tho

i don't want just any person buying my eggs these are prime roe

[(Anonymous)]

what if we died like salmon tho :(

[(Anonymous)]

well we wouldn't be using up energy like them

we'd just be laying eggs in a tub or smth wherever u keep ur eggs i don't judge not swimming up waterfalls