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[mummysquid]

the fuck you say punk

have it erased

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[(Anonymous)]

you also can't hold hands with god if you're doing other activities that require both hands

so don't wash the dishes or type an essay

[(Anonymous)]

it's a lot easier to masturbate one handed than do the dishes or type an essay

[(Anonymous)]

i have a lot of pubes that i refuse to shave off so i have to use one hand to actually masturbate and the other to keep hair out

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

omfg nona you're interrupting my god masturbation fetish with your logic