hms_anon | (no subject)

if he was a little less ugly he'd almost be rimmer levels of fug

ohhhhhh you hate me? haaaaaate meeeeee??? is that what it is? why? do you really hate me? or you're just blindly pissed off for the sake of being pissed off? i couldn't care less if you hate me and i won't ever pretend to be sjw like you PEOPLE. i see this place is just as desperately obsessed as ever, same boring people trying as hard as ever to write some story about me for whatever reason, take away all my fun and lock me up for trolling around years ago. i am really not concerned about this lack of subtlety on your side. i'm not interested in trying to correct your delusions about me, it's dull. you people are tedious and lifeless trying to narrate someone else's existence that you have no involvement in. anyway, don't bother (although i know you'll continue to beat this dead horse for a few more pages, you can't help yourselves). you can go get fucked in a portopotty while i stay here being bored and mods stay bored and everyone stays bored because everything gets deleted and no one has any fun

swiss cheese i am mad. i dont get why you try to lock me away like some dried out piece of poo that nobody wants anymore just because of something i did when i was a CHILD? im a grown adult now. yes so what if i think elijah wood was hot in flipper? so what? huhhhhhh??? whatcha gonna do about it? delete all my comments? okay. okay. go ahead. i'll still be here. christ on a cracker i know what gets you all going. i'll be here to pat you all on the back or be a shoulder to cry on. i'll be here. you won't know it but i'll be here. i'll be that anon you thank when you're having bowel troubles and need advice. that anon you bond with over how hot aang was when he grew out his hair. or sokka. or zuko. maybe even katara. do you know what it's like to be the outcast because of some FOOLISH thing you did when you were A CHILD? i've redeemed myself plenty. you just dont know it because you're busy trying to make me the enemy. you'll never know what it's like to be here on the island of the misfit toys meanwhile i am a perfectly functioning electronic train set with multiple parts and personalities and layers like an ogre that you will never know. you'll never know!!! NEVER. you can all go get fracking fo fucked by a cockroach and diddly squat.

i said PISS OFF

There is a chimpanzee who is sad. Every time a primate in the forest reaches puberty, at some point they receive a magical present. Most primates receive magical bananas, some magical logs, some magical vines. Some receive even more mysterious magical gifts. Some carry their logs, bananas, vines, etc. with great pride; especially a lot of the banana-weilding-variety of simian because there were a LOT of them and they teased the others for not having bananas. So, several of the other present-carrying primates decided to form a club of non-banana-having variety. Some found pride in their magical vines or flowers or whatnots; some embraced the idea that it didn’t matter what magical thing you were carrying, but what kind of life you decided to live.

Now, our sad chimpanzee friend had never received her magical present and realised that she probably never would. Over time, she found other present-less friends in the forest and they felt that playing in the river was more fun than carrying a banana or a vine or what-have-you, anyways. But the banana-holders were mean spirited and teased her so not having a present. They told her many mean things and said that she would “get her banana one day”. But she didn’t care about bananas and wanted to join the non-banana-having club.

However, many of the monkeys were mean. They told her that because she ate normal bananas, she was not one of them. She protested, telling them that she didn’t have a magical banana and that the others were being mean. Some accepted her, some did not

sorry what? i couldn't hear you over the loudness of my 60s tee