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gj using a gif of someone lifting a cat up by its tail
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http://mastermommyrebecca.tumblr.com/post/35026806683/catie-cnt-as-someone-who-recently-spent-2
holy shit
http://mastermommyrebecca.tumblr.com/post/35026806683/catie-cnt-as-someone-who-recently-spent-2
holy shit
that situation is fucked up, i feel so bad for catie, gd
yk i like that anon can handle criticism about anon as a comm, unlike ffa where memers bloo when you tell them most gentlefarters are terrible
16 oz of coffee and still falling asleep boo. i don't want to up my coffee intake :c
ew dumbasses who think it's progressive to ship an old man with a younger woman b/c at least it's not another young pretty man
You got: You’re secretly posh.
You don’t want to be posh, but you kind of are. Now go and finish that Guardian crossword.
You don’t want to be posh, but you kind of are. Now go and finish that Guardian crossword.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/how-posh-are-you
You got: You’re proud not to be posh.
Hey, you’re normal. Well done, you.
Hey, you’re normal. Well done, you.
i found catie and mommys normal day-to-day tumblr http://ikilledlaurap.tumblr.com/
i just pooped. it was amazing. the poop came right out of me with no pushing. also i made the right stall decision. the far right stall has a toilet paper dispenser that makes it hard to get it off the fresh roll. the middle is perfect and the far left one is disabled. middle stall. excellent.
aside from all the skeevy emotional/psychological problems with this diaper blog, how is the 'baby' not suffering from hella infections sitting in their own garbage
you don't even treat babies like that
you don't even treat babies like that
i used to listen to the first smile empty soul album over and over again when i was 15
god it's so terrible tho
god it's so terrible tho
lol @ the "mommy" creep not even being able to get a job at mcdonalds
Things were normal. They made copies of my driver’s license and social security card, then told me to go into the conference room with the other new-hires. In the room we were met by a manager, who, to my surprise, actually asked if we had all taken our drug tests. Wait, aren’t you supposed to know that already? To my horror, she called the drug testing place with all of sitting there so that she could get our results.
Ugh. I knew something bad was coming, but tried to push it out of my mind.
Everything seemed fine, until the manager started handing out pens for us to start doing our paperwork with. There were four of us there, but she only got out three pens. I reached for one and she looked at me and said, “Oh, I’m sorry, but you tested positive for marijuana on your drug test, so we can’t hire you."
I have depression and anxiety problems. She called me out in front of all those people. I couldn’t breathe.
Ugh. I knew something bad was coming, but tried to push it out of my mind.
Everything seemed fine, until the manager started handing out pens for us to start doing our paperwork with. There were four of us there, but she only got out three pens. I reached for one and she looked at me and said, “Oh, I’m sorry, but you tested positive for marijuana on your drug test, so we can’t hire you."
I have depression and anxiety problems. She called me out in front of all those people. I couldn’t breathe.
Re: lol @ the "mommy" creep not even being able to get a job at mcdonalds
(Anonymous) 2013-08-06 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)good
predators don't deserve a job
predators don't deserve a job
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(Anonymous) - 2013-08-06 16:04 (UTC) - Expandhttp://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/06/obama-abuse-espionage-act-mccarthyism
this is actually a really good article
u should read it nonas
this is actually a really good article
u should read it nonas
about florence from florence and the machine
"One of my friends met her at a bar once and said to her like oh hi your voice is amazing!! And she goes ‘yeah well it’s my job.’ Then my friend offered to buy her a drink and Florence took the drink without a word and walked off"
damn
and who as rich as florcene accepts an 18 year old paying for their drink seriously??
"One of my friends met her at a bar once and said to her like oh hi your voice is amazing!! And she goes ‘yeah well it’s my job.’ Then my friend offered to buy her a drink and Florence took the drink without a word and walked off"
damn
and who as rich as florcene accepts an 18 year old paying for their drink seriously??
mcdonalds doesn't drug test in canada lol poor americans
and i'm pretty sure you have to be stoned just to deal
ARQUIUSPRITE: I will have to confess that my Alternian half boggles at the anatomical incongruities between our races with respect to dairy secretion
ARQUIUSPRITE: Really, he had no idea that's what those were for
ARQUIUSPRITE: Female trolls of course have them as well, but they are certainly not meant for supplying the young with nourishment
ARQUIUSPRITE: Actually, and this trivia will surely wet your whistle for additional such facts, those voluptuous anatomical features have a number of significant purposes, biologically speaking
ARQUIUSPRITE: I shall now e%plicate for you these purposes in assiduous detail
DIRK: I don't want to hear any of this!
ARQUIUSPRITE: Really, he had no idea that's what those were for
ARQUIUSPRITE: Female trolls of course have them as well, but they are certainly not meant for supplying the young with nourishment
ARQUIUSPRITE: Actually, and this trivia will surely wet your whistle for additional such facts, those voluptuous anatomical features have a number of significant purposes, biologically speaking
ARQUIUSPRITE: I shall now e%plicate for you these purposes in assiduous detail
DIRK: I don't want to hear any of this!
coming on anon just reminds me of how little i care abt men
so many yt dudes in shows idgaf abt doing shit that no one wants to read abt
i like the idea of a women only post. or even a woman only page. can we try it sometime.
so many yt dudes in shows idgaf abt doing shit that no one wants to read abt
i like the idea of a women only post. or even a woman only page. can we try it sometime.
i have a friend who never tuts up about her poly relationships and is constantly oversharing about her sex life and i like that she feels like she can be open with me and everything but idgaf and i dont want to hear about this shit
tryin to figure out how to get her to tut up w/o making her feel insulted
tryin to figure out how to get her to tut up w/o making her feel insulted
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