http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/141243.html?thread=690507707#cmt690507707
my spanish prof is telling us that albert einstein discovered how to "see the third dimension" but the burnt the documents bc the world was not ready
what do u mean by the "third dimension"? height????
what do u mean by the "third dimension"? height????
"This past Sunday was St. Patrick's Day, a holiday I had completely forgotten about until my oldest stumbled out of bed and into the living room at about 11:30 p.m. Saturday night while we were watching SNL. "Can I help you guys hide the gold coins?" he asked. The WHAT? "The gold coins. I know the leprechauns aren't real. I know it's you, like Santa. So I want to help you. I can make the leprechaun trap, too."
We told him to go to bed and then looked at each other with exasperation. Gold coins? A leprechaun trap? Is he serious? When I was a kid we celebrated St. Patrick's Day by wearing something green. THE END. I had noticed that over the past few years, our kids were getting some grander ideas from school. But I didn't think that we needed to replicate these experiences at home.
Apparently, the children believed that we did.
All four of them woke up and came into our room like it was Christmas morning.
Did a leprechaun visit?
Can we search for him?
Did he leave a pot of gold?
Let's go find the gold coins!
I bet he left chocolate!
So. Many. Expectations.
All of which were dashed.
I had four seriously disappointed and grumpy kids on my hands."
sry ur a shitty parent igss
We told him to go to bed and then looked at each other with exasperation. Gold coins? A leprechaun trap? Is he serious? When I was a kid we celebrated St. Patrick's Day by wearing something green. THE END. I had noticed that over the past few years, our kids were getting some grander ideas from school. But I didn't think that we needed to replicate these experiences at home.
Apparently, the children believed that we did.
All four of them woke up and came into our room like it was Christmas morning.
Did a leprechaun visit?
Can we search for him?
Did he leave a pot of gold?
Let's go find the gold coins!
I bet he left chocolate!
So. Many. Expectations.
All of which were dashed.
I had four seriously disappointed and grumpy kids on my hands."
sry ur a shitty parent igss
idgi we never did any of that shit and no one in school ever talked about it
has st. paddy's become like easter or smth in the years since i was a kid
has st. paddy's become like easter or smth in the years since i was a kid
the nonahood of the traveling ponyo ponyo ponyo sakana no ko
looks like he’s saying “pizzaaaaa” so passionately
your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyqcp8nWGpQ
is it just me or does that apple pie look diseased
is it just me or does that apple pie look diseased
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO6Es_LruyA
omg the poor video quality makes her look like a little alien
omg the poor video quality makes her look like a little alien
i hate how the 1d fandom keep doing this shit
like really now
started my taxes
i got pretty far but got hung up on foreign income.
i got pretty far but got hung up on foreign income.
Not QPOC as is homosexual non-white.
QPOC as in QUEER AS FUCK PERSON PRACTICING RESISTANCE AGAINST YOUR CONTINUOUS WHITE ATTEMPTS TO IGNORE OUR STRUGGLES, OUR CULTURES, OUR VALUES, OUR FAMILIES, AND YOUR PRIVILEGE. AS WELL AS YOUR SILENCE WHEN SHIT GETS TOUGH AND FUCKING WITH US FOR YOUR BENEFIT AND I WILL PUT YOU ON THE FLOOR OR GO DOWN SWINGING.
Sorry, tired of this intersectionality people preach but I don’t see it happening.
QPOC as in QUEER AS FUCK PERSON PRACTICING RESISTANCE AGAINST YOUR CONTINUOUS WHITE ATTEMPTS TO IGNORE OUR STRUGGLES, OUR CULTURES, OUR VALUES, OUR FAMILIES, AND YOUR PRIVILEGE. AS WELL AS YOUR SILENCE WHEN SHIT GETS TOUGH AND FUCKING WITH US FOR YOUR BENEFIT AND I WILL PUT YOU ON THE FLOOR OR GO DOWN SWINGING.
Sorry, tired of this intersectionality people preach but I don’t see it happening.
so which asian is she talking about this time
lawd someone just legit went "If viewers want diversity they either need to start complaining about the way writers write for blonds, red heads or brunettes or they need to stop complaining that it is skin color related when the black are written as gangsters, criminals and tramps. " in a discussion about how bad poc characters are treated on television.
i can't.
i can't.
i'm 99% sure the barefoot contessa's husband is gay
have any nonas played fallen london?
it's rly good
it's rly good
i was too scandalous for the city and got temporarily exiled for it
is beyonce going to become the new taylor swift/kristen stewart in tumblr sj
you mean people defending her shadyness? b/c people do that already
how do these nail art ppl who do their own nails (not press on) have hands steady enough to do such intricate designs

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