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sometimes i like that my mom inherited my grandparents' house after they died bc there's so much land and all the animals and the people in the development that got built out of pasture land think the house is haunted so every halloween i dress up as the headless horseman and go thundering down the driveway w/a pumpkin head
... and then trash day comes and i have to drag the cans down to the bottom of the hill two by two
worst chore
... and then trash day comes and i have to drag the cans down to the bottom of the hill two by two
worst chore
my life is full of bliss. this is just a small speck of oppression. my life would fulfill pretty much anyone's chimera, in a dim way. The almighty dollar. Black city. An easy, gold girl.
She sits in the altogether on your mattress, reporting about all her procreative spirit, her corncupiscentness. A decalescent, fluttering hardened offshoot stamping a thermogenic vacuity. BAM.
She sits in the altogether on your mattress, reporting about all her procreative spirit, her corncupiscentness. A decalescent, fluttering hardened offshoot stamping a thermogenic vacuity. BAM.
you shouldn't microwave butter, it changes the molecular structure
the cat is panting and it's freaking me out
u ok kitty?
u ok kitty?
is it bad to microwave butter for making cookies? I always use salted butter, and microwave it until it melts completely. I don't know if it's because of this or not, but my cookies always end up very fluffy and good.
everyone loves them, but should I stop doing this? What happenes when you cream the butter instead?
everyone loves them, but should I stop doing this? What happenes when you cream the butter instead?
if you were in the middle of talking about something serious with someone and they said "my phone is about to die, so i probably can't talk more" would you just assume they were dodging you?
if they were at home obv
if they were at home obv
stick the butter between your boobs for warming
In "The Avengers," four superheroes square off against two master assassins in a movie based on Stan Lee's comic books."
What an awful summary.
What an awful summary.
Nero did not "fiddle" during the Great Fire of Rome (violins had not yet been invented, nor was he playing the lyre). In fact, according to Roman historian Tacitus, upon hearing news of the fire, Nero rushed back to Rome to organize a relief effort, which he paid for from his own funds, and he also opened his palaces to provide shelter for the homeless, arranging for food supplies to be delivered in order to prevent starvation among the survivors.[3] Finally, he made a new urban development plan that attempted to make it more difficult for fires to spread.[4]
okay, problem. qhenever i melt the butter my mum buys in the microwave it 'pops' and goes everywhere. once i took it out of the microwave and it exploded in my face. this is serious and i want to know please why it's doing this and how to avoid it!!!
I do not call that stuff the slather over carrot cake icing, that is vile gunk made from butter.
If you write icing then nobody is picturing that revolting stuff, they're picturing the fondant icing that you use on fruit cakes or the stuff make from icing sugar that you squeeze out of a bag to decorate.
I've never seen or eaten a cake (this is normal cake and not a cream cake)with sloppy icing on it
If you write icing then nobody is picturing that revolting stuff, they're picturing the fondant icing that you use on fruit cakes or the stuff make from icing sugar that you squeeze out of a bag to decorate.
I've never seen or eaten a cake (this is normal cake and not a cream cake)with sloppy icing on it
what a cruel trick of nature
landed me with such a louse
landed me with such a louse
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18251807
thank fuck!
thank fuck!
i feel fucking terrible today so i will probably make a huge bathch of sugar cookies and eat until i feel sick
:(
:(
nonas you must share with me all the food related wanks
i just want to have a good cry bc i feel like it would make me feel better and yet I CAN'T
recommend something sad to me bibas ;_;
recommend something sad to me bibas ;_;
lol are you 14
if it's sth you can discuss over texts it's not really that serious
hey no, i'm a person who has an anxiety disorder that means i don't talk on the phone. but thanks for being such a little dangling piece of shit, nona. hope u lifetime of misery and pain.
if it's sth you can discuss over texts it's not really that serious
hey no, i'm a person who has an anxiety disorder that means i don't talk on the phone. but thanks for being such a little dangling piece of shit, nona. hope u lifetime of misery and pain.
should i make french toast or just eat oatmeal?
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