18 May

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!




ROAD TRIP!
what are your favorite road trip songs/mixes? any good stories?

toss things out of the car

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

i wish the fanficdownloader worked on the kinkmeme :'(

[(Anonymous)]

That's how people end up stepping off the edge of the earth. You'd be surprised at how easy it is to bust out of orbit, to spin out to a place where no one can touch you.

[(Anonymous)]

[westerlies]

what would u call that necklace
like a collar harness? anyway i want one

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

blue ranger

what have you done :c

[(Anonymous)]

why do dill pickle chips taste so much better than pickles u cut up into the same shape

it must be something to do with teh extra preservatives having a long-term effect on the texture o f the inner cucumber part

[(Anonymous)]

nonas who know how to make gifs, how hard is it? does it take a long time to do them?

[(Anonymous)]

nonas what is your fake name?
like the one you give out to ppl you don't want to talk to again, one night stands and creepers at bars

paging dr. nona

[(Anonymous)]

for the past week, i've been getting bloody noses every night when i wash my face. im not picking my nose, and it's not like i'm washing roughly, but it just starts bleeding while i'm bent over and won't stop for a few minutes. it only happens at night tho.

wtf is wrong with me

[(Anonymous)]

"Today I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart-ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was. FML"

"Today at work I spent three minutes struggle to uncork a wine bottle for one of my tables, only to have the diners point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML"

"Today I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. 25 is the age at which I'm no longer covered by my parents' dental insurance. FML"

[(Anonymous)]

i wish i were a boy so bad

[justanona]

omg i just saw a commercial for domino's cheesy bread. i want it so badly rn

[(Anonymous)]

"gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode
she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whsipered 2 her corpse
"I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)
lik this if u crai evrytaim

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i need to go to bed

but i want to stay up writing fanfic

but it's 1am and i have to be somewhere at 9am tomorrow

:(

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2UE-5Od8SE

listening to this on repeat


why

[(Anonymous)]

achoo

[(Anonymous)]

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mr._Abbot_Bitt_at_Convent.ogv

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[(Anonymous)]

is LJ worth returning to?

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[(Anonymous)]

recommend me some video gaem yowie
even if i havent played it i'll read/look at it