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omg vocaroo shakesville nona i just listened
do moooooore holy shit lmao
do moooooore holy shit lmao
you are all shit at cybering
where is smegma-cleaning blushie when i need them
where is smegma-cleaning blushie when i need them
i have three really painful plantar's warts on the ball of my foot. i work on my feet all day, which really doesn't help with the pain any.
went in to the dr's to see about getting them removed and the dr was all oh those are pretty small in this "why are you even here?" done of voice
because they hurt like hell even if they're not big enough for your liking, that's why
went in to the dr's to see about getting them removed and the dr was all oh those are pretty small in this "why are you even here?" done of voice
because they hurt like hell even if they're not big enough for your liking, that's why
how are none of you self-conscious doing vocaroo, im jealous
i'm good at getting what i want from ppl
a lot of ppl say i'm a doormat but idc, being sweet and meek and pleasant makes my life a hell of a lot easier
a lot of ppl say i'm a doormat but idc, being sweet and meek and pleasant makes my life a hell of a lot easier
lol, i was shlicking and i was amazingly wet and it was dripping down my ass and onto the bed, and i was about to come when i farted. my butt was so wet it practically sounded like i was blowing a raspberry.
didn't get off, but i did have a hearty lol.
didn't get off, but i did have a hearty lol.
what's your stance on reclaiming words, bibas? jw
why in the hell am i at work instead of at home playing diablo 3
fuck your payrolls, i need to listen to more deckard cain and be a sexy monk rn
fuck your payrolls, i need to listen to more deckard cain and be a sexy monk rn
if mommysquad got paid for modding, how much do you think their time would be worth?
is it bad if you like a song even though the artist was a shithead or the story behind the song is bad?
i was supposed to be meeting up with my crush today
put on a cute new shirt and wore a bit of makeup for the first time in forever, and i was just going out the door when she texted me to say she was sick and couldn't make it
oh well at least i look qt
put on a cute new shirt and wore a bit of makeup for the first time in forever, and i was just going out the door when she texted me to say she was sick and couldn't make it
oh well at least i look qt
4. In order to avoid wank, there will be no ranting about fics that warn for slash. Consider that the people who do this are at least tolerant enough to write it, and they are trying to be considerate to those less tolerant than themselves.
anon what do you think of this
http://aspenism.blogspot.com/2006/03/gay-dos-and-donts.html
"Don't be a misogynist asshole. Leave the tuna jokes back in your small town with your usage of Jew as a verb. If it weren't for lesbians and feminism, we'd still be sucking cock in truck-stop restrooms. I mean exclusively."
http://aspenism.blogspot.com/2006/03/gay-dos-and-donts.html
"Don't be a misogynist asshole. Leave the tuna jokes back in your small town with your usage of Jew as a verb. If it weren't for lesbians and feminism, we'd still be sucking cock in truck-stop restrooms. I mean exclusively."
decided to try audiobooks. starting with stephen king i have already read.
i'm so excited nonas. i love stephen king. it's like getting on a roller coaster, though. there are no stops. i cannot get off. i must read through to the end.
i'm so excited nonas. i love stephen king. it's like getting on a roller coaster, though. there are no stops. i cannot get off. i must read through to the end.
the blushie and blueskull are clearly the same person
sometimes i am endeared by how out of touch my workplace is
they're doing foursquare promos now and the way it was explained in the official e-mail sounded like the person writing it had heard of but never seen foursquare
they're doing foursquare promos now and the way it was explained in the official e-mail sounded like the person writing it had heard of but never seen foursquare
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