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i'm still a virgin, so i will have to draw the line at fisting.
no seriously why do farts always smell so much worse in the shower
is there some sort of scientific reason for this
is there some sort of scientific reason for this
jfc i am like a machine gun of farts tonight
they keep coming in short staccato bursts
they keep coming in short staccato bursts
D,D,D,D,Don't let me die young, I just want you to father my young
I just want you to be my docta, we can get it crackin' chiropractor, I, I, I, I
lol i swear goren
do u like magically pick up languages wtf is this shit
do u like magically pick up languages wtf is this shit
i'm expecting everyone to unfollow me bc i reblog so much avenger stuff lol
maybe i need an extra tumblr
maybe i need an extra tumblr
i am kinda buttsad at the responses to the pooping thread tbh
when my body's being a dick it can take over forty fucking five minutes to poop properly :(
decent reading material is essential lol
when my body's being a dick it can take over forty fucking five minutes to poop properly :(
decent reading material is essential lol
maria fowler called marcus collins a half-breed and is like 'what me and my friends use that term all the time, did not have an idea that everything is so PC. I've dated black men fyi!!!'
ugh
ugh
have you seen this
http://vimeo.com/41618569
what are your feelings about it
http://vimeo.com/41618569
what are your feelings about it
i'm the bell jar nona from last page :( i know it's kind of sad but does anyone have non serial killer movies to suggest?
tbh the reason i love loki sm is bc he just fails at world domination
and when he does something truly evil he cries so
yeah lol
and when he does something truly evil he cries so
yeah lol
i love loki because he's a stupid drama god
but i feel even better about liking him because hiddles is such a sweetheart
but i feel even better about liking him because hiddles is such a sweetheart
excited about the black widow movie
will always love ladies with dark pasts
will always love ladies with dark pasts
obsessing over a movie made up of mostly men
gj gj femdome
gj gj femdome
i still haven't pooped since monday :(
should i buy an otc laxative or something? i don't feel constipated, i just haven't pooped in a while and i'm getting worried :C
should i buy an otc laxative or something? i don't feel constipated, i just haven't pooped in a while and i'm getting worried :C
fffuuuu this is the shittiest strategy guide
there are no steps to the north wtf steps are you talking about
there are no steps to the north wtf steps are you talking about
we are not the avengersdome
we are the lokidome
we are the lokidome
tmrw i am going to take up an exercise regime. bc of anxiety, it needs to be something i can do at home.
any recs for vids or w/e? i've done the 30 day shred before so i might just do that again.
any recs for vids or w/e? i've done the 30 day shred before so i might just do that again.
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