I drove three hours to visit a friend today and she forgot to tell me she was going to be working for eight hours, so I have to kill six more hours. i'm in a coffee shop and i ordered a sandwich and it's too big and i can't eat the other half and it's not going to be good later and it was expensive and there are these neckbeards next to me talking about how some chick used to be hot but she's not because she's gotta weigh like 130 pounds now but he'd still fuck her if nobody knew about it.

fuuuck