April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

my first date with my husband was@ a party where i hogged an entire bottle of goldschlager and refused to share it, then laid on the floor sobbing because nobody would make out with me (prob because i threw up in my own hair). afterward he put me in another room to sleep it off and...i came back out into the living room and bit him. we've been married five years now and we couldnt be happier. so have hope, nona.

[(Anonymous)]

omg nona. i am so glad to be reading these stories. i feel so much better now. i'm not alone!