April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

on my second date with my husband i clogged his toilet and i had never used a plunger before and i spent 30 minutes fucking with it and finally i came out crying and he plunged it for me.

have faith biba

also bloody oral is not embarrassing at all!

[(Anonymous)]

ty nona. sometimes i feel like my whole life is one long string of terribly embarrassing moments. this is just another one, i guess. i'll live.