April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

tell me something embarrassing you did today nonas

[(Anonymous)]

smelled my own poot

[(Anonymous)]

i was pouring the girls i babysit some lemonade when the top came off and the whole pitcher spilled over me and the table and the floor

[(Anonymous)]

i wiped a snot on my shirt

[owlie]

lol, i told anon this already, but i said "i would let him port his line in my phone jack" about the guy installing the phones at work bc i thought he was outside, but he was in the other room and clearly heard me

[(Anonymous)]

lmfao

[(Anonymous)]

LMFAOOOOOO OWLIE WHAT THE FUCK

[(Anonymous)]

get it, gurl

[terrylennox]

walked to the bus stop nodding my head to music and farted to the beat
then noticed there was someone walking behind me

oh well

[(Anonymous)]

lol oh terry

[(Anonymous)]

this is why you will always be my favourite

[(Anonymous)]

wearing yesterday's makeup

which is actually saturday's makeup. stankcrotchin' it up hxc rn

[nimrod]

cried over an e-mail i got from a friend :c

it was just. ridic sweet and comforting and i wasn't expecting it at all and aslkhgskldg

[(Anonymous)]

period farts in public

[(Anonymous)]

turned on my vibrator adn stuck it in me for the first ~50 minutes of the hunger games