April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

oh yeah, i always get the low-sodium version tbh, that much salt is groce

[(Anonymous)]

happens to me several times a week

[(Anonymous)]

yes, also what year is it

bc someone just posted a gif photoset of "top 6 pacey/joey scenes" on my dash

[(Anonymous)]

step 1: have baby
step 2: free WIC milk

[(Anonymous)]

nooooo

[(Anonymous)]

you just made me think about the mechanics and difficulties in milking cats in sufficient numbers to produce enough milk for a human to drink

i am not happy

[(Anonymous)]

i lost it with the second sentence lol

[(Anonymous)]

1) buy breast pump
2) induce self-lactation
3) store milk in fridge

[(Anonymous)]

is a 3.51 over all gpa good in college or average or bad or what?

[(Anonymous)]

not to mention that shoe covers almost always look stupid anyway

[(Anonymous)]

Re: Phrases you don't like
(Anonymous)
2012-04-24 04:22 pm (UTC)
"Is ____ a thing" / "____ is a thing" / "____ is not a thing"

I'm reasonably certain this one started with Homestuck and it's just as annoying as all the other Homestuck snowclones. Just another way Homestuck has ruined my Internet experience, I suppose.

lql so mad

[(Anonymous)]

um tiny

[(Anonymous)]

uh tiny

[(Anonymous)]

come on, uppy-up!

[(Anonymous)]

grins and grins and grins!

[(Anonymous)]

it's

friday

friday

gotta get down on friday

[(Anonymous)]

god i love joan osborne

[(Anonymous)]

scrolling

what is this guy doing? why is he taking a picture of himself? at a restaurant no less?

...


oh

[(Anonymous)]

lol

[(Anonymous)]

what kind of parents let their kid sleep until 1

[(Anonymous)]

:c don't do that biba

it's chewsdee

[(Anonymous)]

ew lmao

[(Anonymous)]

lies

[(Anonymous)]

but homestuck isn't even the originator of that tho

i mean there are 20 year old simpsons episodes like that

[(Anonymous)]

ffaers? lmao

i don't like homestuck but i can't imagine being so fucking dramatic about it