April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

ngl. i wish humans came with removable body parts. i'd take my left arm off every night before bed if i could, bc it's always in the way.

[(Anonymous)]

k so yeast infection nona here

i got the one-day monistat but i had to use it before a thing, not at night like i would like. between the creme and it my vag is better, but when will i know it didn't work? i'm still experiencing some heavy bread-smelling cottage cheese discharge and itcing and soreness.

(this is the most straightfoward yeast infection i've had)

[(Anonymous)]

wtf

[(Anonymous)]

but wait wait, back up a second

like, she considers us to be in a relationship and introduces me to her friends as her gf

surely that's a good sign, right?

[(Anonymous)]

nonas what do you call the weird things lining the peaks of the roofs?

[(Anonymous)]

thanks, asshole.

[(Anonymous)]

sry nona igss I have some unresolved feelings.

<3 u best tho

[(Anonymous)]

try yogurt

[(Anonymous)]

same here. i never know where to put it

[(Anonymous)]

i would take my tits off every now than then when i go to bed

[(Anonymous)]

wat if ur cat ate it while u were asleep

[(Anonymous)]

coving? idk i think that's just for inside

[(Anonymous)]

Why wouldn't my dating experience be relevant, pray tell?

[(Anonymous)]

not rly, u know it's an alien army and u've seen the soldiers in previews and they never say "chitauri" in the movie anyway

[(Anonymous)]

nona

[morphy]

gable decoration / ginderbread trim?

[(Anonymous)]

...

u see them in the commercials
how is that a spoiler

[(Anonymous)]

if you delete your journal, can you still sign into your account? for instance, would i still be able to read communities in my theme?

[(Anonymous)]

;_______;

[morphy]

gingerbread, rather

[(Anonymous)]

some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

[(Anonymous)]

as the flames rose to her roman nose and her walkmen started to melt?

[(Anonymous)]

sry nona I'll use ur chair instead

[(Anonymous)]

i'm going to pick up some plain greek yogurt tonight.

[(Anonymous)]

frozen or spoon fed?