April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

nothing is wasted and life is worth living
heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars
there is a day that is yours for embracing
everything's nothing, and nothing is ours

[(Anonymous)]

i get so twitchy when i play scout on tf2

everything's moving at 2x speed omg where am i what am i shooting at oh god is that a wall i'm running into etc

[(Anonymous)]

ok so this is traveling-to-baltimore nona

the amtrak station closes at 3 AM. the soonest train is at 6 AM. i looked for hotels in the area, they all look way expensive, so that's not an option

suggestions for how to occupy my time while still staying safe from 3 AM to 6 AM plz?

[(Anonymous)]

I’ve shared my thoughts on the carnival scam that is Magnetic/Hologram/Power Bracelets in the past. Let’s just say I am not in favor of them as those who sell them prey on the uninformed with parlor tricks and chicanery. In exchange for a bit of misplaced blind faith and $25 – $50 each mark gets the promise of a no effort, no side effect miracle cure for basically everything and the only convincing they require is a bit of slight of hand and some extremely vague technobabble. I seriously want to rage-flip the kiosks selling these things every time I see them in the mall.

So why am I upset about them again? Apparently there is a subplot in The Avengers that involves Tony getting a set of magnet bracelets as a gift which inspires him to make a new suit of armor (possibly his current nano-tech/neural interface armor). This would be innocuous enough (you can see him putting them on when he confronts Loki), except that Marvel and Paramount are actually shilling for a real $200 bullshit magnet bracelet that you can actually buy if you are A) the stupidest dummy in the world B) suffer from the fictional condition known as improperly polarized blood and C) do not understand that $200 is a lot of money which can be spent on things that are not fucking bullshit.

I uncovered this dastardly plot when watching a 7 minute prequel motion comic concerning all of the movie incarnations of Iron Man’s armor. I felt like such a fucking asshole when, during the last 30 seconds, I realized the entire thing was a set up for an ad for the bracelets. Motion comic’d Tony, upon receiving the gift, actually says “Don’t I see a lot of professional golfers and athletes wearing these?” to which Pepper replies, “They are considered a medical assistive device in China.” You know what Ms. Pots? So is ground up tiger dick! How dare they interject this fucking anti-science horsefuck into the biggest geek movie of the year?! They might as well have The Hulk raving about those Japanese foot pads that suck all the negative energy out of your body “just like the roots of a tree” because people are essentially trees and Hulks are essentially idiots. Fuck this noise. I wanted to love everything about this movie. I bet Cap keeps his 80 year old abs in such great shape wearing one of those belts that electrocutes your fat until it magically turns into an 8-pack. Just 4 easy payments of GO FUCK YOURSELF and you to can possess the abdominal excellence of a super soldier!

COMMENTERS: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! Am I overreacting or not reacting overly enough? Is it possible this whole thing is just a silly plot point that I have somehow self-trolled? If so, then whey is there a REAL tie in magic magnet bracelet for sale that claims to have wondrous health benefits? This isn’t just some over priced limited edition movie prop. These jackoffs actually claim “voodoo blood magicks” will occur when you wear their jewelry. Tell me I’m not crazy.


so my movie clitboner has suddenly diminished to almost nothing, great

[(Anonymous)]

http://delicious.com/smaangit/

okay so the evernote idea wasn't working because evernote is balls so here's what you get instead. i've only done the first page so far

it's tagged by fandom, and i'm going to go in and tag m/m and f/f pairings too cause i know some bibas are just trying to find queer prompts to write

[(Anonymous)]

how should i femme flag for "i like wearing nailpolish"?

[fawny]

this is some delicious shit right here

[(Anonymous)]

anytime people do something for irony, they're a douche, yeah?

[(Anonymous)]

i know it's trolling times but i'm just curious, do any nonas here believe in any sort of afterlife or higher power who aren't part of organized religion?

[(Anonymous)]

so i cosplay (i know, i know, point and laugh) and my cosplayer friend wants to do a big group with me and some other people. the convention is in about 2 months.

my friend comes from a really rich family and is very naive. she's only had one job that she had for a few months. (lol and she's not chicken!) she does expensive elaborate cosplays and her parents pay for everything. she's really clueless about how the rest of the world...doesn't have $1000 to blow every month on a silly hobby

one time she spent $135 dollars on getting the "perfect" red clip-on shoe bows overnighted to her. instead of painting some existing bows red or getting fabric and making them herself.

so she wants to do this group and sent this big email out to everyone involved giving suggestions for what character they could dress up as and sending links to props and etc that would be "just perfect". she even sent one girl a "perfect fan" for her cosplay that was over $300. so obviously people are like "ummm i do not have the money or time to do this right now, sorry" and she's really mad and disappointed.

feel like she should go on "you're cut off: nerd edition" or something. lol.

[(Anonymous)]

why be ironic when you can be byronic

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

creamy quim

[(Anonymous)]

oh, this is real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2cmtP7-kjwA

[(Anonymous)]

i only wanna be your
one
life
stand

[notdolan]

why is this making me laugh

[(Anonymous)]

i like flat pepsi

[(Anonymous)]

can we have a new post now?

[(Anonymous)]

but let's get srs
aside from needing sweet sweet advertising money with product placement
acura is the perfect car for SHIELD agents in the avengers movie
they might be a covert universe-saving operation, but they're still a government agency
they don't have money to throw around on fancy cars

[mommysquad]

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