April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

how do i stop myself from feeling guilty and embarrassed over liking cliche sappy fic

[(Anonymous)]

lol r ppl rly surprised that lj is down

[(Anonymous)]

have you praised satan today?

[owlie]

nonas, i got the phone guy's number. awww yeah 8)

[(Anonymous)]

yer a platypus, perry!

[(Anonymous)]

blushies do not have a hierarchy, for they live their lives in an orgiastic commune

saddie mermaids have a princess

shifties and shades both have presidents

[(Anonymous)]

does anyone have lynx to the original expecto poopum post?

[(Anonymous)]

Asexual people are queer.

Send me hideously offensive and triggering messages all you want. That won’t change the facts.

Your ignorance is frightening and I’m sad that you choose to spend your time putting down people who turn to the LBGT* community because they have nowhere else go to.

I talked to the Trevor Project about an hour ago and the volunteer reassured me that I wasn’t wrong for trying to help my asexual friends accept their sexuality. I wasn’t wrong, like you insist I am, for wanting them to feel included in this community of sexual minorities. I’m not wrong, like my family thinks I am, for not experiencing ‘normal’ sexual attraction.

They are a minority, heteroromantic or not, just like people who do experience attraction to members of the same sex are.

Thank you for your time.

[(Anonymous)]

i wish the nonakinkmeme was more active

[(Anonymous)]

i'm cosmo kramer


the assman

[(Anonymous)]

makin love to your gf rn

[(Anonymous)]

wtf. my cat has been fixed for years yet for some reason recently he's started humping my other cat.

she's uh... not very bright and gives me looks like "wtf is he doing back there"

[(Anonymous)]

just remembered i have to go get my clothes from the laundromat

the supermarket is on the way

fuck yeah, more beer

[(Anonymous)]

advice pls?

i'm sick, it's contagious, and i have to turn in an essay for a prof who usually only accepts them in person

how do i phrase "i'm sick and if you see me in person for me to turn this essay in, you will get sick too" in an email so that it isn't awkward or gross

[(Anonymous)]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LJ

all i want to do is post a 'fuck the USA' comment on _p

why does this have to be so hard?

[(Anonymous)]

ughh this guy just did the "watch out, we got a badass here" thing irl and it was so awkward

do people really think saying memes out loud is funny

[(Anonymous)]

where should i buy new underwear from bibas

[(Anonymous)]

why are we all so addicted to a website that's basically dying

[(Anonymous)]

what memes are okay to say irl

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

toreador en garde
toreador toreador

[(Anonymous)]

Nginx is a free, open-source, high-performance HTTP server and reverse proxy, as well as an IMAP/POP3 proxy server.

[(Anonymous)]

aren't memes just like inside jokes anyway

it's no more embarrassing to use an internet joke irl than to use an inside joke between friends when you're out and about

[(Anonymous)]

what was that blog started by a gay dude about acephobia?

it was new and had a red layo9ut i think