April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

yeah i guess it would be kind of stressful to care that much about this kind of thing and make it the center of your universe

never thought i was lucky to not give a fuck about my gender or what people think i am until now

[(Anonymous)]

lj

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

ugh i want to get this off my chest bc i can never, ever tell anyone about this irl.

so i'm the nona who dated a guy for 5 months and didn't so much as hold hands. no hugging, nothing.

i'm also the nona who went to his house, got drunk, and hooked up. but you guys, it was so embarrassing. i had like, half a bottle of bacardi and so did he. i ended up puking like 3 times. all over the place. then he went down on me but i was on my period. so my bloody pad was just chilling on his floor.

i am so fucking embarrassed. i feel like this is the most fucking inauspicious start. i almost want to stop seeing him so that i can forget about the whole tawdry affair :(

[(Anonymous)]

i h8 when you say you have a flaw and people say "well change" as if you can just wake up and stop having it just like that

[(Anonymous)]

so uh


anyone want this bowl of chilli? i only ate a little...

[(Anonymous)]

what's the most embarrassing dance move you like to do, nonas? the sprinkler? running man?

kink meme

[(Anonymous)]

there isn't a Venture Bros one, WHY

[(Anonymous)]

lj acknowledged a site fuckup inside 48 hours

IT'S THE END TIMES

the hierarchy of anonia

[(Anonymous)]

The Blueskull aristocracy

queen of blueskulls
princess of blueskulls
duchesses of blueskulls

Blue skull military

Grandmaster knight
commander
Steward
knights
squires

http://ontd-political.livejournal.com/9587358.html

[(Anonymous)]

shit like this makes me wish that race riots would go somewhere and fucking squash white people and their supremacy

[(Anonymous)]

http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15749633/cabbie-rescues-girl-who-falls-through-pavement-29063527.html

[(Anonymous)]

i accessed ontd just now!

[fawny]

[(Anonymous)]

http://geek-news.mtv.com/2012/04/19/battle-arena-otaku-fight-fight-sailor-moon-vs-kamen-rider-sebastian-michaelis-black-butler-vs-rick-hunter-robotech/#pd_a_6150375

vote sailor moon pls

[(Anonymous)]

kind of annoyed rn

my moms cat needs to go to the vet, and since i dont work days i made the appointment to take her. well, something has come up, and i still should be able to make it but im not 100% that i can, its dependent on how quickly i can get this task done, so i asked my mom if it seemed like i wasnt going to make it could she please take her

she doesnt want to. not cause shes busy with anything important, she was just planning on going shopping and stuff, and why cant i just reschedule it if i might not make it.

i dont want to reschedule because the cat needs to go to the vet. im supposed to make her wait because my mom has other things shed rather be doing? its her freaking cat for cripes sake

hierarchy of anonia continued

[(Anonymous)]

the roundface city

mayor
:o district representative
c: district representative
;) district representative

the angryfaces

angryface matriarch
angryface clan leader
angryface clan warrior

[(Anonymous)]

after talking about never losing a commentbox fic again

i didn't save my fic i was working on to a doc

luckily i remember what i wrote b/c it was only a paragraph

but ;n;

[(Anonymous)]

If you want to continue arguing with me on why my friends aren’t part of such an “all inclusive” group aimed at “acceptance,” then go ahead. Your ignorance is painfully eyeopening.

Oh, so if a homoromantic ace man is called frigid by his partner, he shouldn’t be offended, right? Yup yup.

[notdolan]

somebody gave me a frisbee with the pepsi logo on it

wtf am i even supposed to do with this

[(Anonymous)]

im really not amused with the fact that its snowing right now

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

my fucking roommate's dog got in my room and ate more of my underwear!! fucking asshole ate all my nice qt and comfy stuff. could at least have eaten my ratty period underwear :c

now i don't have any comfy pairs left

[(Anonymous)]

what would you do if lj and dw and tumblr were all down

[(Anonymous)]

the shifty hierarchy is byzantine. nobody on the outside can tell what's going on there.

you're just left guessin'