April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

so excited for brave

[(Anonymous)]

i'm watching ouat so spoilers for that (tho only episode 7)

omg did the evil witch just rly kill the huntsman :o :O :o

also emma has hot

and i own the same boots she wears in the first couple of episodes lol

[(Anonymous)]

truck nuts

[(Anonymous)]

i ate a cliff bar today

and it was really tough and kinda groce. felt like i'd been eating pussy without the blushie happy portion of it

[(Anonymous)]

etc

[notdolan]

omfg i am going to snap

this bass

i would go ask them to turn it the fuck down but i dont want to leave my stuff unattended

but omfg

I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY RN

[(Anonymous)]

i know im going to regret asking but does anybibas have any music recommendations? im really desperate for new music.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm trying the scotch tape nail design thing

wish me luck bibas

[(Anonymous)]

if i had to describe the feeling, it was the best

[(Anonymous)]

what would you do if you were in a business meeting and the lady beside you smelled like she'd pooped her pants

tw ed tl;dr sorry i rly need some advice :c

[(Anonymous)]

nas, is this unhealthy:

i'm currently trying to lose weight through diet/exercise and it's been working fairly well but i got a promotion which forces me to travel 1 or 2x per month. i end up "falling off the wagon" most of the time when i travel b/c there are long gaps in-between breaks/meals and often i start early and end late (like 7am-7pm) so that leaves little time to exercise (although i do manage to do it once or twice per trip), plus i have to eat out. i end up gaining most of the weight i lose the previous week(s). also, i've been slowly recovering from bulimia and i get REALLY triggered on these trips b/c i work conferences and they usually have buffet food and yeah it can be fucking difficult to control myself. anyway, i've started taking alli during the trips only and it's helped A LOT. i don't lose weight, but i also don't gain.

however, i feel like i'm using it as a crutch for my poor eating habits and i'm just not "doing enough"/i'm lazy/etc :c

i wish i could just stick with it but traveling just fucks up my routine.

[(Anonymous)]

how do you not know your phone number

its seven digits are you that dumb or lazy that you cant remember that

[(Anonymous)]

lol how typical. balls are so weak yet guys hang it on their trucks and its supposed to be a sign of toughness

[(Anonymous)]

oh yeah i just realized anon is the perfect forum for this question

i rent office space in a building with many offices. it's cheap but also right next to the (shared) bathroom

i can't hear people pee/poop/whatever, thank god... but what bugs me is that everyone turns on the fan when they go in, and leave it running after they go out... and after about 5 minutes the sound of the fan irks me

but how do you ask strangers to be mindful of the fan without it being awkwardly about stinky poops? is it an unreasonable request? UGH

[(Anonymous)]

no1cuidado

[(Anonymous)]

i haven't memorized someone elses number since i was in elementary school

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[(Anonymous)]

so excited for avengers



yeah i'm ashamed of myself

[(Anonymous)]

what podunk town are you from that doesnt have a section of af-am/latino/asian authors section

remembering ur phone number privilege

[(Anonymous)]

I can give people my phone number with ease

questions about my phone number do not lead to awkward explanations about my lack of memory

if I have a cell phone I can call it when I lose it

I AM UNAWARE OF MY PRIVILEGE HTH YOU NUMBER REMEMBERING PIECES OF SHIT!

[(Anonymous)]

so owlie's a fucking racist

let's run her out

[(Anonymous)]

wake up sheeple

[(Anonymous)]

men get so buttmud over how weak their testicles are

[(Anonymous)]

kicking balls is my fetish

[(Anonymous)]

the problem with tumblr is that it enables teens to define themselves solely on what media or music they like or just how they dress

[(Anonymous)]

there is a "testical festival" event near where i live

i used to have a souvenir keychain that said "i had a ball"