April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

ugh, regretting a major purchase i made a while back

:c

[(Anonymous)]

why won't my period fucking come already

[(Anonymous)]

uhhh people dissing amanda rn can sit the fuck down, u obviously did not grow up with the amanda show and that show makes up for anything she ever did and ever will do

[(Anonymous)]

whenever i have good steak for dinner, the next morning my poops are really solid and smell exactly like hot dogs.

i have learned a secret of the food industry!

[(Anonymous)]

touchin my pussy rn

[(Anonymous)]

bibas the underpits of my clothes stealth-stink

they come out of the washer smelling absolutely fine, but the instant i sweat in them even a little it smells like a day's worth of BO

what do

[(Anonymous)]

bibas i coughed out boogers in the sink this morning

i hate nasal passages

tea nonas

[(Anonymous)]

is it true that when you are brewing loose leaf tea and you are gonna make it iced, u use double the tea?

[(Anonymous)]

if all yr customers are sending their plates back yr food is shit. now stop whining like a toddler and unfuck it.

[(Anonymous)]

OPPRESTHIVE STHISTHBIANS

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

this whole denko thing was better when people were agreeing about OP being terrible instead whatever the fuck is happening now

someone please rant about this w/ me

[(Anonymous)]

is there really someone stanning for someone who got a dui here right now? that's disgusting.

[(Anonymous)]

get yr butthole out of my face cat D:

[(Anonymous)]

I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

[(Anonymous)]

so hungry my hands are shaking

but I still have an hour of work :(

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

who wears tunics around the house

[(Anonymous)]

i am experiencing so much second-hand embarrassment trying to watch this gossip girl ep. why blair, why?!

[(Anonymous)]

it is possible for something to be really good and over rated at the same time. such as the dark knight, the beatles and shakespeare.

[(Anonymous)]

hey nonas

haven't been on in forever cause i finally got an so lol

watimiss

[(Anonymous)]

the main love interest in my story has the same name as my brother

i can't change it, because it's relevant to the plot :c feeling creepy rn

[(Anonymous)]

I should’ve listened to Raven and not engaged with that fuckstick.

[(Anonymous)]

Woman fired after donating kidney for boss

daaaaaamn

tw suicide

[(Anonymous)]

someone i was familiar with committed suicide this afternoon. i posted about it on FB and someone just comments with "are you serious?"

uh, no. i just totally made up a sick joke AND tagged the person for fun???