April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

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Comments

Re: baltimore nonas

[(Anonymous)]

i did this at the amtrak station in boston once and i was fine

just keep a close eye on your stuff

[(Anonymous)]

your poo is not as runny as you evidently think it is

[(Anonymous)]

i think the most narcissistic people also rly hate themselves most of the time, tbh

Re: baltimore nonas

[(Anonymous)]

not all amtrak stations are 24 hours so you might wanna check that first

MODS

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

- says the white virgin male

[(Anonymous)]

this is sad if you really believe this

[(Anonymous)]

mmm pizza

[(Anonymous)]

i am a kyte fucker

tw racial, homophobic slur

[(Anonymous)]

Oh is this about that Russell Simmons article where he wants to ban the n word, the b word, and the h word? Obviously as an artist I’m of the school where I think banning words is ridiculous, just like I think banning guns is. It’s all about context right? Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Words don’t kill people, not even close. Do words even hurt people’s feelings? No. People hurt people’s feelings. So now people like Russell Simmons and whoever want to make teasing a crime. While we’re at it, let’s ban the word “f*ggot.” Oh no we can’t because then what would we call a bundle of sticks? Damn. Banning a word is like trying to hold your hand up to the ocean to keep the waves from crashing down on you. Pointless. “N*gger” is a great word. It just packs so much punch. The two g’s next to each other are like literal two G’s, broin out, tough as nails, them against the world. It gives me chills that a word can hold so much power, it really makes me feel like I chose the right profession.”

—Girls writer Lesley Arfin, to the Huffington Post in 2007 (via leatherpumpkin)

OH OH OKAY

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[(Anonymous)]

Asher: INFJ female, demisexual panromantic, 20-something, linguistics major, piano and vocal instructor; the hostess and true owner of the body; fronts about 80% of the time. If we ever say “I” without signing off, it’s Asher talking. Has occasional barn owl (Tyto alba) shiftiness/dysphoria. Is divided into two primary median aspects, Lily, an altruist and the closest thing we have to an ‘original’, and Jade, Lily’s doppelganger, a sociopath whose existence resulted from long-term exposure to (and blurring with) Estael, who isn’t really designed for human consumption.
Ayden: male, eastern carpenter bee (Xylocopa virginica virginica), Asher’s Pullmanic daemon; functions as a balancing influence between Lily and Jade.
Estael: agender (uses pronouns ‘she/her/hers’); one of the two resident seraphs; fronts about 15% of the time
Lorael: androgynous (uses pronouns ‘he/him/his’); the other resident seraph; fronts about 4.9% of the time; Estael’s twin/mate/other half/whatever; migratory between Tegid System and Rabbit

[(Anonymous)]

hamburger helper

[(Anonymous)]

would you marry someone you'd never met, if you'd talked to them a lot?

[(Anonymous)]

http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/42141.html?thread=197893533#cmt197893533

http://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/42141.html?thread=197893021#cmt197893021

Re: baltimore nonas

[(Anonymous)]

ooooh, ty nona

[(Anonymous)]

i want pizza

[(Anonymous)]

but then i would have met them...?

but no, i'd want to be sure i was physically attracted to them as well

Re: tw racial, homophobic slur

[(Anonymous)]

is she for fucking srs

[morphy]

screening

hopefully there are other mods on rn

[(Anonymous)]

i am a kite
1/4 eastern carpenter bee though

Re: tw racial, homophobic slur

[(Anonymous)]

hope she got a ton of shit for this tbh

Re: baltimore nonas

[(Anonymous)]

definitely. i think i can get away with just taking a purse, or even just a wallet. idk.

[(Anonymous)]

i moved in with someone i'd seen irl maybe half a dozen times

comin up on 5 years together now so it worked out okay

Re: tw racial, homophobic slur

[(Anonymous)]

bc the f word is so in use these days amirite? 'mother will you pass the bundle of sticks?' 'hey, honey, did I leave my bundle of sticks at yours?'

I mean back home we have bundles of sticks for kindling but... we don't call the the f word bc wtf? it's a slur now

[nekokonneko]

i can stay if needs be