April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[squiddy]

congrats gurl

[(Anonymous)]

personally i'm surprised they've acknowledged it before like a day and a half passed

[(Anonymous)]

FEWER fucks

[(Anonymous)]

she's broke and i told her it was ok the first time it happened the other day so idk if i will. one of the dogs likes to go in my room & look out the window and he must've pushed the door open to get in (it doesn't shut very tightly), and then the other dog must've gotten in there and gone through my clothesbin :c it's just the first time she ate four pairs and this time she ate three so now i have like zero underwear.

[(Anonymous)]

does anyone have lynx to the original expecto poopum post?

[(Anonymous)]

Asexual people are queer.

Send me hideously offensive and triggering messages all you want. That won’t change the facts.

Your ignorance is frightening and I’m sad that you choose to spend your time putting down people who turn to the LBGT* community because they have nowhere else go to.

I talked to the Trevor Project about an hour ago and the volunteer reassured me that I wasn’t wrong for trying to help my asexual friends accept their sexuality. I wasn’t wrong, like you insist I am, for wanting them to feel included in this community of sexual minorities. I’m not wrong, like my family thinks I am, for not experiencing ‘normal’ sexual attraction.

They are a minority, heteroromantic or not, just like people who do experience attraction to members of the same sex are.

Thank you for your time.

[(Anonymous)]

blushies are libertarian anarchists tbh

[(Anonymous)]

i wish the nonakinkmeme was more active

[(Anonymous)]

i'm cosmo kramer


the assman

[(Anonymous)]

idk y don't u ask my butt

[(Anonymous)]

I spent a year doing nothing with my gf telling her I was grey ace and just had such a complex sexuality omg it's so difficult to be me all while we were writing filthy rp for our shared fandom

then I realized helllll no and had to awk as fuckly tell her that I actually wanted her sexysexual romance.

then the first time we did it I got a nosebleed half way through

we've been together five years

[squiddy]

naw satan and lf are just real cool pals, u know they dated once tho but ywhw was all "satan ur wrkin fr me"

[(Anonymous)]

makin love to your gf rn

[(Anonymous)]

idgaf

[(Anonymous)]

lunks

[(Anonymous)]

wtf. my cat has been fixed for years yet for some reason recently he's started humping my other cat.

she's uh... not very bright and gives me looks like "wtf is he doing back there"

[(Anonymous)]

just remembered i have to go get my clothes from the laundromat

the supermarket is on the way

fuck yeah, more beer

[(Anonymous)]

ppl are writing stuff, don't worry

working on 2 things rn tbh

[(Anonymous)]

ok

does your butt have lynx?

[(Anonymous)]

maybe it's a dominance thing?

[(Anonymous)]

my mom's dog used to do it too so it must just be a dog thing. afaik they only eat women's underwear too. must love vagina smell.

[(Anonymous)]

was yhwh secretly jealous bc he wants satan for himself

[(Anonymous)]

lql

ide remember anything else from that episode

[(Anonymous)]

i believe it is u who is ignorance

[(Anonymous)]

have you tried yogurt