April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

Need anything deleted?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SKRgktzRvZ0

OH MY GOD IT THINKS IT'S PEOPLE

[(Anonymous)]

querying agents rn ;~;

http://www.equipyourself.com.au/style_guru/0212_nativeamerica.php

[(Anonymous)]

thankyou aussie chain stores for delivering this racist shit to me

[(Anonymous)]

fucking asshole making pedophilia jokes on facebook

i unfriended him but we have so many mutual friends it's almost impossible for me to avoid him

[(Anonymous)]

do u guys remember

the post-apples apples comm

that was like, arctic themed or w/e? i can't remember exactly, but all the apples who joined made themed sock accounts

[(Anonymous)]

my utility is rolling out smart meters

hell yeah, getting real-time updates about peak energy usage

[helanona]

[(Anonymous)]

has the world changed or have i changed

[(Anonymous)]

http://vimeo.com/40448182

woah guys

woah

[(Anonymous)]

everyone always leaves you one way or the other so at the end of the day, what is the point?

[(Anonymous)]

good morning, nonas and bibas!

as i do every morning at this time, i thought of something amazing to post when i was backreading. but i forgot it by the time i got caught up. so you'll all just have to imagine me saying something amazing rn.

tyfyt

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/comedy-amon

i think i've been awake too long b/c this is the most hilarious thing ever to me rn lol

[(Anonymous)]

boris johnson lookalike in my shop rn

i will not lol at his hair i will not lol at his hair i will not lol at his hair i will not lol at his hair

but its all flippety floppety omg lol i can't help it

hopefully he will think my grin is friendly

[(Anonymous)]

i'm thirsty and i need to pee but i'm warm and don't want to go downstairs

what do

[(Anonymous)]

spilled my heart out to a close friend regarding my history of trauma and resultant mi's

she was so awesome and supportive in IM, but today she saw me in the lobby at school, looked like she wanted to approach me for a moment, then awkwardly scampered away

feels bad man

[(Anonymous)]

hey guys
what's up?

[(Anonymous)]

my heart aches and a drowsy numbness pains my sense
as though of hemlock i had drunk
or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
one minute past, and lethe-wards had sunk
'tis not through envy of thy happy lot
but being too happy in thine happiness
that thou, light-tipped dryad of the trees
singest of summer in full-throated ease

or some such

i don't know i don't much care for keats to be honest

[(Anonymous)]

my cat is sleeping in the bread basket on the kitchen table. it still has the biscuit crumbs in it from breakfast. my cat is going to end up covered in biscuit crumbs.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand why people think we're IT

it's not the website's fault

it's you

[(Anonymous)]

http://vimeo.com/40448182

SERIOUSLY GUYS WATCH THIS it is a time lapse of a girl from birth to when she was 12

it's amazing

[(Anonymous)]

writing ads for sofas rn
i swear i have already used All The Words u could possibly use to describe a sofa
SOFAS - MORE COMFORTABLE FOR YOUR BUTT THAN SITTING ON THE FLOOR. BUY A BUTTREST TODAY!!

[(Anonymous)]

I like having my legs spread wide

but it's not very ladylike

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

gdi the news is depressing

wish there was a good new channel that wasn't god related

[(Anonymous)]

http://squintyoureyes.tumblr.com/post/21713606600/megachiropteran-missvoltairine

i haven't watched the interview but wow i was not expecting msnbc to talk about trans issues respectfully