April 24

[mommysquad]

Hey nonas!



If you were an evil sexy villain, how would you take over the world?

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

oops you probably want it in english

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_Majesty's_Ship

[(Anonymous)]

that is p much exactly what happened and now i'm looking at a bowl of chilli that was inside me.

[nimrod]

that's good! i'm ok lol, playin skyrim b/c nothin else to dooo

[(Anonymous)]

ugh i want to get this off my chest bc i can never, ever tell anyone about this irl.

so i'm the nona who dated a guy for 5 months and didn't so much as hold hands. no hugging, nothing.

i'm also the nona who went to his house, got drunk, and hooked up. but you guys, it was so embarrassing. i had like, half a bottle of bacardi and so did he. i ended up puking like 3 times. all over the place. then he went down on me but i was on my period. so my bloody pad was just chilling on his floor.

i am so fucking embarrassed. i feel like this is the most fucking inauspicious start. i almost want to stop seeing him so that i can forget about the whole tawdry affair :(

[(Anonymous)]

i cant read that

[(Anonymous)]

i h8 when you say you have a flaw and people say "well change" as if you can just wake up and stop having it just like that

[(Anonymous)]

hit men's scrotums

[(Anonymous)]

so uh


anyone want this bowl of chilli? i only ate a little...

[(Anonymous)]

this is also why i thought it was a bad sign that he said he'd be late. bc he probably woke up and was like "what the hell is up with that chick"

[(Anonymous)]

what's the most embarrassing dance move you like to do, nonas? the sprinkler? running man?

[ex_renascent111]

haha idk what that is but i'm bored too :c i thought about watching atla but i don't want to get sucked into another thing

kink meme

[(Anonymous)]

there isn't a Venture Bros one, WHY

[(Anonymous)]

how da fuq does that make you hungry

for chili

for anything

[(Anonymous)]

lj acknowledged a site fuckup inside 48 hours

IT'S THE END TIMES

[(Anonymous)]

on my second date with my husband i clogged his toilet and i had never used a plunger before and i spent 30 minutes fucking with it and finally i came out crying and he plunged it for me.

have faith biba

also bloody oral is not embarrassing at all!

[fawny]

sell the cats that follow u around charlie

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

i don't know why i'm having so much trouble understanding that first sentence.

[(Anonymous)]

my friend specializes in the drunken statue of liberty

he holds his drink in one hand and raises the other in the air and just sways back and forth very slightly

[(Anonymous)]

lmao nooo nona stop i just want to forget

the hierarchy of anonia

[(Anonymous)]

The Blueskull aristocracy

queen of blueskulls
princess of blueskulls
duchesses of blueskulls

Blue skull military

Grandmaster knight
commander
Steward
knights
squires

[(Anonymous)]

ty nona. sometimes i feel like my whole life is one long string of terribly embarrassing moments. this is just another one, i guess. i'll live.

[superinane]

the farmer

http://ontd-political.livejournal.com/9587358.html

[(Anonymous)]

shit like this makes me wish that race riots would go somewhere and fucking squash white people and their supremacy

[(Anonymous)]

all my moves are graceful and sexy