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mommysquad ([personal profile] mommysquad) wrote in [community profile] hms_anon2012-04-17 04:38 pm

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 What kind of shenanigans did you get up to behind your teachers' backs?

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FUCK YEAH, YVONNE!!

(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/22/article-1314043905406-0D73EA2500000578-28240_636x391.jpg
A movie about Yvonne the escaped German cow would be unbelievable if it weren't based on a true story.

The dairy cow cleared an electric fence to escape her Bavarian farm in May 2011. After a near-collision with a police car, local officials labelled her a public danger.

The search for the errant bovine included wanted posters, permission to shoot her on sight, international media pressure to spare her, and elaborate schemes to lure her back into captivity.

But Yvonne didn't respond to the breeding bull with the baritone moo, the use of her own calf as bait or the Swiss animal whisperer that tried to contact her telepathically.

She spent three months on the run before showing up on a farm in the Muehldorf area, about 80 kilometres east of Munich.

Yvonne now lives in an animal sanctuary where she is safe from the slaughter house that was to be her original destination.

lol, forgot to put the pic through femdome.net

(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] witchwife 2012-04-18 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
lol that would be a qt kids' movie tbh

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
it really would. this cow inspires me :')

i especially love her name too

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
lol how does a cow stay missing for so long

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(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
because she's a badass who outsmarted them all