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 What kind of shenanigans did you get up to behind your teachers' backs?

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[(Anonymous)]

i ate glue :c

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[(Anonymous)]

i stole crayons from the crayon buckets

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[(Anonymous)]

i peed in a corner of the classroom during naptime when the teacher was reading magazines. multiple times. never caught.

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[(Anonymous)]

i shook a cage with butterflies in it

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[(Anonymous)]

i was an insufferable giftie and i had no idea how to socialize with other kids

my parents brought me up to be like that and it took me years to figure out they were wrong

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[(Anonymous)]

hi g_v/ren/westie

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[(Anonymous)]

loooooooooool westie was not a giftie

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[(Anonymous)]

lol what

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[coalhouse]

post-lunch naptime was an excuse for me and my then best friend to cuddle on the same mat

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[(Anonymous)]

i got in trouble once because there was a boy in my class who had a similar name, and i thought the teacher called me for snack so i went and took the last chocolate milk (and he thought she called me too bc he just sat there)

and then she wouldn't believe me, so i had to stand in the corner

i drank out of the chocolate milk really fast though so i got to keep it

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[(Anonymous)]

this boy called my mom fat so i hit him with a tree branch.

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[terrylennox]

one day I ate all the oatmeal bars other kids nibbled on and forgot

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[(Anonymous)]

i conned my teacher out of chocolate chip cookies

not rly a confession b/c she figured it out and talked to my mom about it and it's one of my mom's favourite stories to tell people, but still

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[(Anonymous)]

how did you do that?

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[(Anonymous)]

my teacher gave chocolate chip cookies to students who forgot their snack for snacktime at home

i wanted chocolate chip cookies and my mom kept giving me like carrots and shit. so i told my mom the teacher stopped doing snacktime so i didn't need to bring a snack to school anymore, and spent a good week or two telling my teacher that i forgot my snack every day so she'd give me cookies

then ofc my teacher called my mom and asked her why i wasn't bringing a snack to school anymore, and they figured it out

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[(Anonymous)]

we always used to have to do art projects in two separate groups bc the art table wasn't big enough for all of us at once

one day we were making fire trucks and for w/e reason having to do with ppl switching around places in the room (it was twenty years ago, ihni where the confusion happened) i didn't get to make one

still bitter about this >:C i want my fire truck

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[(Anonymous)]

i lied to my parents about making friends

i even drew/wrote fake notes from "friends" to show them

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[(Anonymous)]

i'm gonna say they probably figured it out

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[(Anonymous)]

idk they weren't very involved in my life

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[superinane]

I took a quarter that didn't belong to me to buy a cookie at the cafeteria and my mom made me give a quarter back to the teacher but I wussed out and just placed the new quarter in the same place I found the first one

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[witchwife]

we had class guinea pigs and one weekend i got to take them home, but they needed their nails trimmed so my dad had to do that for the class

and he made one of their little toes bleed and i flipped out thinking the whole class would find out and hate me 5eva :c

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[(Anonymous)]

i totally forgot that once one of my sisters got to take home a class hamster or something for a weekend

i was so happy about that when i was a kid lol. hamsterrr :3c