I could possibly be seeing someone who; Wants me to injest someone elses ejaculate while; sticking phalanges into; vagina with odd shaped labia majora which resemble; The beard of christ or certain shellfish. The trouble is; Someone else has been masturbating to her profile pics and she is married yet claiming to be single. Add to this; Her "partial" came out while she was tossing my salad. This wouldn't be an issue except; Her face is now slightly concave and this leads me to believe I am somewhat superficial, which I would be ok with because I am more of a body man.. YET my lack of penile girth and length has caused her to fall asleep while climaxing, which is ok, but she insists I climax but I can't because; I only can when behind her which makes her; Want me to wack on her clit which; makes her ask if I am into analingus; which is confusing because I don't know what ACDC has to do with out lovemaking. I am so confused because now she wants me to cross dress. Still with me? NO? No fears, neither am I?
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)Wants me to injest someone elses ejaculate while;
sticking phalanges into;
vagina with odd shaped labia majora which resemble;
The beard of christ or certain shellfish.
The trouble is;
Someone else has been masturbating to her profile pics and she is married yet claiming to be single.
Add to this;
Her "partial" came out while she was tossing my salad. This wouldn't be an issue except; Her face is now slightly concave and this leads me to believe I am somewhat superficial, which I would be ok with because I am more of a body man.. YET
my lack of penile girth and length has caused her to fall asleep while climaxing, which is ok, but she insists I climax but I can't because;
I only can when behind her which makes her;
Want me to wack on her clit which;
makes her ask if I am into analingus; which is confusing because I don't know what ACDC has to do with out lovemaking.
I am so confused because now she wants me to cross dress.
Still with me? NO? No fears, neither am I?
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-18 04:20 am (UTC)(link)