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i'd totally go out of my way for sixty dollars worth of free groceries

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lol wait albertson's is supposed to be ~classier~ than kroger's???

where i am all the albertsons are run down as fuck and the krogers are adding fancy cheese counters and bigger wine aisles and shit to compete with the local version of whole foods

everybody!

it feels like i'm in a version of the nanny diaries of something

clarm down owlie

were we nonas a year ago? i feel so old

also, welcome back:

i'm not gonna lie, i'm a huge sciencenona and i just schlicked to him talking about star formation lol
did a parrot masturbate to me
i was on all fours with a dildo in my mouth

i thought there were little bits of development towards that? but idk i watched the first two korras before i started atla and knew they ended up married so i was probably looking at it differently than if i were watching it from the start

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free chicken!

deets. i missed that convo.

this seems less than sincere somehow

$15 here

all i got rn is ramen so me too

yaaaaah!

a shame grandpa never got to see his email answered by strong bad

it's not kroger's specifically, it's one of the kroger family stores, fry's. and everrrryone here seems to have a hatred for fry's that's really steeped in classism :(

boiled chicken

DANCE NOW

broiled chicken

aldi 4 lyfe

the true poor man's grocery store

where?

you should form all the lols into some kind of ascii art

i thought fry's was an electronics store lol

pants pants pants pants pants