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they start with real approximate phonetic spellings for those pronounciations
then they go into left field
until finally we arrive at
MORK
then they go into left field
until finally we arrive at
MORK
i masturbated to my own fantasies of the ninja turtles peeing and pooping in april's mouth when i was 4/5
i wish these guys were still around because they have the most awesome outfits
the best thing about MORK is the way the milk is dynamically splashing into the glass, almost like it's triumphant
so instead of MORK it's more like ~*~MORK!~*~
so instead of MORK it's more like ~*~MORK!~*~
sometimes i wonder how my life would be if my dad suddenly died one day. all i can think about is how relieved i'd ultimately be. its a horrible thought and a sad one. no one wants to grow up into a person who is just a constant dark shadow in someone's life.
everybody knows it's really pronounced skrimps
i was on yahoo answers and some 14 year old was wondering if her "34b breasts are small." one of the responses was, "i don't mean to be racist but if you're black that's kinda small, you may want them to grow."
wat
wat
how many of you weren't here for the lj times?
ew oh my god it literally looks like vomit
usually when ppl say that about her food its an exaggeration BUT THIS ONE IS NOT
usually when ppl say that about her food its an exaggeration BUT THIS ONE IS NOT
i need to call the economists because i just proved the law of diminishing returns is false
mork is as funny as it was at first and will never stop being funny
MORK
mork is as funny as it was at first and will never stop being funny
MORK
what was yours like?
we actually learned about sex instead of abstinence only. ofc we still had a lot of scare tactics in there, but we did learn how to put on a condom with a blanabba
we actually learned about sex instead of abstinence only. ofc we still had a lot of scare tactics in there, but we did learn how to put on a condom with a blanabba
that has to be a picture taken in the process of making the food. that's not the completed dish, right?
right?
right?
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