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once i was at some distant relative's house
his wife had two little boys (maybe 3? idr) and she was INSANELY overprotective of them
she wouldn't let anyone use the word "kill" or "die" around them, and you would have to spell it
once i was alone in a room with one of them and i started making up a story about a monster, and she came back and heard the kid saying the word "monster" and she let into me for teaching him that word
his wife had two little boys (maybe 3? idr) and she was INSANELY overprotective of them
she wouldn't let anyone use the word "kill" or "die" around them, and you would have to spell it
once i was alone in a room with one of them and i started making up a story about a monster, and she came back and heard the kid saying the word "monster" and she let into me for teaching him that word
oh oh also
if u have like a flash game like neopets or something and they're a bit older [like 9 to 12 or w/e] you can ~hire them~ to do stuff in ur game for u c:
made 20k np, silenced a 10 year old little boy for over an hour. he made 5 USD out of the ordeal.
i regret nothing
if u have like a flash game like neopets or something and they're a bit older [like 9 to 12 or w/e] you can ~hire them~ to do stuff in ur game for u c:
made 20k np, silenced a 10 year old little boy for over an hour. he made 5 USD out of the ordeal.
i regret nothing
none of them are worth wasting hate on nemore
... it was on this page
what in the fuck are you even talking about
what in the fuck are you even talking about
lol those kids are going to grow up so fucked up
today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant)
and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african bird’ and my english lecturer was naming african birds and it was getting really tense
and then i just pointed at nothing in particular and screamed ‘HORNBILL!’ and then sang at the top of my voice ‘KIIIINGS DON’T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START’ cause i got really excited
and then everything got really quiet and everyone was just looking at me and this girl slowly pointed at me and went ‘yesssss’ like i’d just found the cure for cancer.
and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african bird’ and my english lecturer was naming african birds and it was getting really tense
and then i just pointed at nothing in particular and screamed ‘HORNBILL!’ and then sang at the top of my voice ‘KIIIINGS DON’T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START’ cause i got really excited
and then everything got really quiet and everyone was just looking at me and this girl slowly pointed at me and went ‘yesssss’ like i’d just found the cure for cancer.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-biggest-fears-people-who-are-bad-with-kids/
also verygwen has some competition it looks like
also verygwen has some competition it looks like
crayon-inspired trolling would be a lot less obvious if you didn't use the most recent article
or
or
my boyfriend has been feeling depressed for a while and he says he feels that i don't care about him as much as he does me. we haven't been able to see each other for a week because of work, school, and also my family is visiting from overseas so i've been busy with that. today we were both off and i invited him to come out with me and my family, as i was still expected to entertain them and go with them sight-seeing. he felt awkward about it and opted out. i feel awful because i told him today we would see each other but i wasn't able to get out of the trip with my family. he's furious with me, saying that i treat him so horribly, that i never come through for him when he's upset, that he couldn't count on me today so he'll "see me sunday" (which he said very sarcastically).
nonas, did i fuck up? i know he has been miserable and needed me, and i hate that we couldn't see each other today since it has been a week since we last hung out in person, but i was not able to get out of sight-seeing with my family. am i wrong in thinking he's being unfair? if i fucked up, how can i make it up to him? he's so let down by me.
nonas, did i fuck up? i know he has been miserable and needed me, and i hate that we couldn't see each other today since it has been a week since we last hung out in person, but i was not able to get out of sight-seeing with my family. am i wrong in thinking he's being unfair? if i fucked up, how can i make it up to him? he's so let down by me.
they probably hear worse at preschool and day care
roll your eyes internally nona
roll your eyes internally nona
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