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she was legitimately awesome. str8 forward and sassy and smart.
holy shit how did i forget that
yeah that was definitely her
yeah that was definitely her
omg how could i forget that one
it was amazing
it was amazing
awwwwww she looks like she just woke up and is all grumpy pants about it!
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
if you can't spacially expand my horizons
that leaves you in a class with scrubs never rising
that leaves you in a class with scrubs never rising
I had to stop taking ambien once I woke up in the trunk of my car. All I can remember is that I needed to get something from the trunk of the car and then sometime later I was really cozy.
Oh and the time before that when I called my dad up at 4am, several times until he answered according to my phone log, and yelled "BAWKBAWkbokbobkbokbok breath BAWK bitches BAWK!" and hung up. I remember thinking about how funny it would be to have a farm of rapper chickens. I thought that was before I "went to sleep".
Oh and the time before that when I called my dad up at 4am, several times until he answered according to my phone log, and yelled "BAWKBAWkbokbobkbokbok breath BAWK bitches BAWK!" and hung up. I remember thinking about how funny it would be to have a farm of rapper chickens. I thought that was before I "went to sleep".
maybe if you're lucky your boyfriend will find a crusty noodle in your vag next time you fuck
lol irl
but anon you know spaghetti vag is coming now right
but anon you know spaghetti vag is coming now right
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