ugh i need a haircut and i can't decide what to do

i work in an office and anyway i might have to get a new job v. soon, plus my hair is p. thin so i can't get an undercut

i had a long chelsea/inverted bob before they were cool, then kept wearing it like that for an embarrasingly long time after it was co-opted by freaking kate gosselin

then i had a pixie but it looked terrible with my headshape

then i just... grew it out because i was uninspired vis a vis haircuts

now it's long and limp and i want it OFF MY BACK it keeps getting pinned down when i sit/lie down and i'm like UGH

but all i can think to do is, like, an above-the-shoulders shaggy bob like eliza coupe on ssn 2 happy endings, and even she started growing it out again and it looks terrible in that in-between stage

plus it's kind of "the shane" and could i BE any more cliche