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i hate him too but ppl should still go to their doctor/specialist appointments? it's not like they asked "should i skip my hair manicure?" or sth as frivolous
that's very much not true! with the exception of post-op followups, urgent specialist appointments (including oncology!!), and children under two years old having regular appointments my hospital network has either rescheduled no less than six weeks out
non-urgent dentistry should absolutely be postponed
non-urgent dentistry should absolutely be postponed
** either rescheduled no less than six weeks out or cancelled
they're also trying out some kind of virtual appointment but frankly the technology we've been using is super unreliable atm
forgive me nonas for i have sinned: i'm going to the store when it opens because mama is gonna get scurvy if things continue as they are
still absolutely humming w joy knowing fetch the bolt cutters comes out this year
just saw "dr drew" and instenly agreed with u w/o following the link
i've been growing my hair out and have been p faithfully following curly girl method
decided bc i was staying in i'd skip putting any product in it
y'all my hair is NOT GOOD without effort, i'm remembering why i had a pixie for six years lmao
decided bc i was staying in i'd skip putting any product in it
y'all my hair is NOT GOOD without effort, i'm remembering why i had a pixie for six years lmao
it's ok biba, it's a necessary circumstance
igss it also depends where you live bc i have an appointment this week and i haven’t been rescheduled
grocery shopping is necessary, we don’t expect you to starve to death lol
fucking hate how stores were partly to blame for this scarcity bc they somehow didn’t have the foresight to put a limit per futon we from the start
unless it’s urgent that’s deeply irresponsible of your dr tbh
i ate mostly bread yday bc i baked half a dozen loaves for family, which means i mostly ate bread the whole day. my digestive system... is not impressed
can't use tp if you're constipated *roll safe meme*
whew theres 7 people and 15 cats in this house :|
Do cats understand what static shock is, or does my cat think I have a mildly painful defensive ability that I sometimes use on him for no reason
i do a lazy curly girl method and even that has done wonders
My daughter insists that cats are responsible for the balance of earth in its orbit. You know how a cat will be just sitting there and then it suddenly jumps up and runs down the hall and then just sits there? It’s gotten a signal that the orbit needs to be adjusted.
me: put sign in window politely requesting that customers stand 1.6m away from our staff and don't come in if they're coughing, feverish or have "the flu"
customers, variously:
do you really think it's that serious?
you don't sell toilet rolls do you ha ha ha
it's just a cold
i hope you're saying the same thing to people under 25 otherwise it's age discrimination
this whole thing is a conspiracy
if it's so dangerous why are the schools still open
excuse me if you're not using that hand sanitiser can i have it
*cough cough cough* don't worry it's not coronavirus it's just a chest infection!
this italian leather sofa, is it safe???
just take some paracetamol, that's what i've been doing!
what proof do I have that YOU don't have coronavirus symptoms HMMMMM????
you know flu kills more people than coronavirus?!
i heard it all came out of a lab in china, it's all nonsense anyway it's just a cold
bonus, over the phone:
customer: *cough cough* hello i bought the xyz sofa online
me: oh yes
customer: *cough* could i have it this week
me: let me see... could i just check, you're not self isolating are you?
customer: *cough* no i'm fine
me: and you don't have any symptoms
customer: *raspy breathing* no i'm fine just a bit of a cold ha ha *cough cough*
me: uh... ah, here we go. i'm afraid we're fully booked at the moment, we've been quite busy. are you free on the 14th of april
customer:*cough cough* i suppose. is that *cough* the soonest you could do it?
me: i'm afraid so
customer: *cough cough cough* excuse me *cough cough* i suppose that will be okay *cough cough*
me: you take care now. get well soon.
customer: *cough* yes thank you bye
in other news, many of our deliveries will now take a mysterious extra couple of weeks if you call me up and sound like you're hacking up a lung. :/
customers, variously:
do you really think it's that serious?
you don't sell toilet rolls do you ha ha ha
it's just a cold
i hope you're saying the same thing to people under 25 otherwise it's age discrimination
this whole thing is a conspiracy
if it's so dangerous why are the schools still open
excuse me if you're not using that hand sanitiser can i have it
*cough cough cough* don't worry it's not coronavirus it's just a chest infection!
this italian leather sofa, is it safe???
just take some paracetamol, that's what i've been doing!
what proof do I have that YOU don't have coronavirus symptoms HMMMMM????
you know flu kills more people than coronavirus?!
i heard it all came out of a lab in china, it's all nonsense anyway it's just a cold
bonus, over the phone:
customer: *cough cough* hello i bought the xyz sofa online
me: oh yes
customer: *cough* could i have it this week
me: let me see... could i just check, you're not self isolating are you?
customer: *cough* no i'm fine
me: and you don't have any symptoms
customer: *raspy breathing* no i'm fine just a bit of a cold ha ha *cough cough*
me: uh... ah, here we go. i'm afraid we're fully booked at the moment, we've been quite busy. are you free on the 14th of april
customer:*cough cough* i suppose. is that *cough* the soonest you could do it?
me: i'm afraid so
customer: *cough cough cough* excuse me *cough cough* i suppose that will be okay *cough cough*
me: you take care now. get well soon.
customer: *cough* yes thank you bye
in other news, many of our deliveries will now take a mysterious extra couple of weeks if you call me up and sound like you're hacking up a lung. :/
why are humans so stupid
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