my coworker seems nice but i think there's some shit going on there. yesterday he was eating some noisy candy and he was like 'i'm the person who you hate to sit next to in a movie theater' and i was coughing bc you know, i've been sick and i said 'oh yeah that's noisy.'

and then he snapped and said 'well YOU are that person too.'

i mean? i just said 'okay'