(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
it's taco tuesday today!

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh mood

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
butts

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
been seeing a bunch of spam/hacked accounts posting now about a man who cures herpes with ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* magic *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

(frozen comment) Re: delete

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
https://hms-anon.dreamwidth.org/331744.html?thread=1662072800#cmt1662072800

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
aw my cat just ruined my mom's bag and she's really mad at him

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
did he poop in it

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
he was playing with another cat and knocked her glass of wine and it spilled all over the bag

it was an accident so i think she'll forgive him but her phone was soaked in the wine

i just feel bad because he knows she's mad and normally he'd get to sleep with her but now he has to sleep with me

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
incessantly barking dogs drive me nuts

ffs ppl, check on ur gd dog
three hours straight, i'm losing it

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
“In September of 1816, I attended upon a young woman with general symptoms of a diseased heart. My hand through neither percussion nor palpation could be of much use, and I was reluctant to apply direct auscultation, for the lady was rather much younger than myself, plump and round in figure, and of a very delicate disposition. In my embarrassment I recalled a well known acoustic phenomenon: if you place your ear against one end of a wood beam the scratch of a pin at the other end is distinctly audible. It occurred to me that this physical property might serve a useful purpose in the case I was dealing with. I then tightly rolled a sheet of paper, one end of which I placed over the precordium and my ear to the other. I was surprised and elated to be able to hear the beating of her heart with far greater clearness than I ever had with direct application of my ear. I immediately saw that this might become an indispensable method for studying, not only the beating of the heart, but all movements able of producing sound in the chest cavity. I have now developed and perfected my Cylinder, called the stethoscope, and believe mediate auscultation by it to be equal and superior to direct auscultation by application of the ear to the chest. I have hopes that the advantages of my method of diagnosis may be extended, in some degree, to veterinary medicine, as I have found a case of peripneumony in a cow, which I recognized during the animals life, as easily in the human subject, and I further suggest the probable utility of the stethoscope in the instruction of the deaf and the dumb, by applying one end of it to the trachea of the speaker and the other to the ear of the pupil.. but surely this must be fanciful, or at least of inferior value to other means...”

the nra is so fucking stupid

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. If pornhub is suggesting cuck porn for you, it's because their algorithm has determined, scientifically, that you're a cuck. That's all.

Re: the nra is so fucking stupid

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"self-important" - the ppl who try and save actual victims of gun violence
there are not enough rme or smh in this world for these evil scumbags

my invitation stays open for any nra member -- move to a neighborhood filled with guns and totally gratuitous gun violence, live the fucking dream

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
pornhub algorithm beats briggs-meyers lmao

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in the smash community too. I'm just trying to stick up for the reasonable among us. I respect your opinion, I just want to help fight a stereotype that bothers me. Can't you relate to that?

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

lol same tho idrc, im like.... a leaf in the wind.....

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
me: i feel bloated and uncomfortable and groce
me: gets donuts for breakfast

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
watch how i soar :(
http://youtu.be/QJ3MxC4B9Aw

fuck

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ginsburg, 85, fell in her office at the court. After "experiencing discomfort overnight," she went to a hospital this morning, a court spokesperson says.

Re: fuck

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
NO

Re: the nra is so fucking stupid

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
yea

those nosy fucking docs trying to heal people who have been, sometimes, literally ripped apart from assault rifles

they should

like

shut up

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
me last night when i decided to eat some mcd's for dinner

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
omfg how many times do i have to update chrome, jesus

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
fuck chrome

i'm back on firefox lol

Re: fuck

(Anonymous) 2018-11-08 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
she broke 3 ribs

if she dies in the next 2 years i give up