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im still mad no one stepped up to challenge pelosi or schumer
There was a guy at my school, Christian, who collected bananas. Every day in the lunchroom, he’d take as many as he could get. He never ate them. He kept them in a bunch of brown paper bags until he had roughly thirty bananas (this took a few days). He would then leave them somewhere in the school - usually on a teacher’s desk or outside the office. Occasionally on people’s doorsteps.
The lunch lady was forbidden from giving Christian bananas. He always got them anyway. If they wouldn’t sell him one, he would steal them and leave the money on the counter. He wasn’t technically breaking any rules so he never got in trouble but the teachers were furious.
He dressed in a banana suit for Halloween.
I don’t know what became of Christian but when I see bananas, I think of him.
The lunch lady was forbidden from giving Christian bananas. He always got them anyway. If they wouldn’t sell him one, he would steal them and leave the money on the counter. He wasn’t technically breaking any rules so he never got in trouble but the teachers were furious.
He dressed in a banana suit for Halloween.
I don’t know what became of Christian but when I see bananas, I think of him.
My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
are people tracking the saga of the butters bc i want to submit it as plot for criminal minds after they inevitably kill her
Smoke from the Camp Fire continued to smother the Bay Area on Thursday, making the air quality in the Bay Area currently the worst in the world, according to PurpleAir, an air quality monitoring app.
The poor air prompted most public school districts in the Bay Area to close their campuses Friday.
The poor air prompted most public school districts in the Bay Area to close their campuses Friday.
there's something sooooo funny about carrying a ps vita around with me for p4g and especially playing it in public like imagine seeing me on the subway and i'm just staring intently at the screen of a playstation vita. hilarious
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