(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
im looking at u through the ass
dont know how much gas has passed

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
going for a walk

stretching m legy legs

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
right? like if thats not a love potion

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
fresh air and sunlight

good

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
my tummy hurts

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
work those leggy legs

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm thirsty and sad

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
elizabeth mcgovern is so hot

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
true

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
how do worms work

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
diligently

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
good to hear

one of you motherfuckers

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
gimme a leg rub

Re: one of you motherfuckers

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
okay

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
My [24M] girlfriend [22F] of 2 years doesn't let me eat butter that has expired. I have tried to convince her that it is okay to eat, but she thinks that it's disgusting

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
if it smells ok then it is ok

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
best before dates are guidelines baby

Re: one of you motherfuckers

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
n ice

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
ppl who treat best before dates as the be all end all and don't know how to tell if stuff is actually off are annoying idiots

Re: one of you motherfuckers

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
i live to please

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
omg i just learned that elton john and freddie mercury had drag queen names for each other. freddie mercury's was melina and elton john's was.... sharon lql

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
if you kill turtles in minecraft do NOT interact

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
u can’t be upset in a lyft/uber with a male driver cause they’re like: “don’t cry you’re beautiful” and it illustrates precisely what i really hate about men

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ctfu my dad was gonna block a FB oomf for being too homophobic for posting a status like "how disgusting I can tell all these twinks at (redacted location) want my cock" so he messaged a mutual oomf like "how can you be friends with that guy" n the guy is like "bro hes gay" ctfu

(Anonymous) 2018-11-11 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
is this copypasta

why is this person consistently crying in lyfts