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my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*
me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you
me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you
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when i was working on my halloween costume friend cat started attacking the dowel rods and i know it's bc he thought it was a snake or something but it was so cute i was like 'awwwww baby'
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a very small kitten fought my hand yesterday. very threatening and scary
i'm staying over at someone's house and their toilet is full of shit stains or the enamel is so worn out in certain places that it looks like shit stains bc at first I thought they just weren't aware of all these massive dark brown streaks in their toilet but they walked in here completely unconcerned and I'm quietly freaking out
here's a thing about prescription sudafed though, it was only $2.99
The sting of knowing your child sometimes prefers the nanny to you
Patron Saint of Shitposts
it was $100 in nickels | artisanal, handcrafted shitposts | Gaud | they/them | autistic icon | 20s | L.A. | etsy.com/shop/GaudsGiftShop
it was $100 in nickels | artisanal, handcrafted shitposts | Gaud | they/them | autistic icon | 20s | L.A. | etsy.com/shop/GaudsGiftShop
looking thru antique furniture and misread fainting couch as farting couch
a couch for nonas
a couch for nonas
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