people going around all like “omg clearly this acephobe has never heard of the spinster movement” like they themselves didn’t just learn everything they know about it for the first time like three weeks ago from a tumblr post — which i know for a fact because “spinster movement” wasn’t really even a phrase before that post, which represents more than half of the ~800 google results for the phrase (try googling ‘“spinster movement” -tumblr’ to see mostly a bunch of pages about snowboards)