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why do they all clap like those monkey cymbal things

When you said to my woman at the show
That we were just desperately breathing life into a dead ghost
Do you really think these things you say
They won't get back to me?

I guess you feel like you got this lifetime pass
And you can be a dick and it doesn't matter
But I'm through, yeah, I'm set free
And basically, you're just dead to me

omg these lyrics

men are so petty lql

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=34763813

lql qt

nonas a huge problem that has been weighing on me for over a year just got resolved

puh

i thought i was going to go bankrupt but now i've sorted things out with the people i owed money to and they're going to cancel my debt

could not be more relieved rn

legit tearing up rn lol

EVERY TIME

Today, I fucked up… by electrocuting myself with a sex toy and being sent to ER

today-ifuckedup:

Ok so my family was chilling next door at the neighbours so I decided to get my vibrator out (I’m a girl and was 18 at the time) so anyway I plug the toy in and get to work. It was going great until I squirted (TMI but it’s important) I must’ve got some of it on the plug or whatever and it needed up shocking me!

It was the single most painful thing that has EVER happened to me! In the shock my vagina decided to completely fuck me over and clamped down on the toy and wouldn’t let go! (There’s a technical name for it but I can’t remember it)

In pain from the shock and now the muscle spasms in my vagina. I spent forty minutes trying to pry the toy out. In the end I gave up and shouted for my mum from across the gardens. She came in, I explained what had happened.

She took me to ER and I was given a muscle relaxer. The toy slid out and I left mortified. Imagine explaining what had happened to twenty+ staff and watching them trying not to laugh. I couldn’t look anyone in the eye Including my family for the next year!

TL;DR electrocuted myself with a sex toy and was sent to ER after my vagina wouldn’t let go!

man this persons colors are so good

omg excellent nona!

http://linna.modthesims.info/download.php?t=560293 now u too can have boobs on ur male sims

when is ea gonna get off their ass and release a new EP

im tired of all the boran stuff packs but they just keep coming

But besides making things look cooler, your Sims will also have a lot more cool stuff to do in the kitchen (pun intended). With the new Ice Cream Maker, your Sim can make ice cream, gelato, or soft serve! Better yet, your Sims will be able to garnish their ice cream with a variety of toppings. Banana slices, whipped cream, sprinkles and more – your Sim’s sweet tooth will be fulfilled. There are 30 flavors to create, some of which might leave your Sim with… unusual abilities.

gdi

tumblrine: LOOK AT THIS TRANS INCLUSIVENESS!!!S PREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE!!!!!

lmao srsly wtf @ this its like pec implants gone wrong

have u seen the penis mods

http://goldsilverunagi.blog122.fc2.com/blog-entry-1119.html

does sims 4 have penis mods now

lmao back in the days of sims 1 and 2 i got all kinds of sex mods and made my fave anime characters

it was like my own wild yaoi soap opera

this is awful

i want ten

i like the shiny pants

http://i.imgur.com/nm5Sl.png

“Also, you should look up the Spinster movement and throw it at her. A bunch of aces joined together to help fight the good fight with regards to suffragism. That fight helped establish the A in QUILTBAG.” this is a real thing someone wrote

theyve never stopped making penis mods tbh

ive been so tempted to download them but i look at the screenshots and i get second hand embarrassment lol

n1c westie