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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
if women grew beards as easily as men do would you have one

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
no bc beards are unwieldy if you don't actually trim it and keep it looking nice, and they're gross bc food gets stuck in them and they're just prickly and bleh

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
lbr i probably would be neckbeard :c
i'm legbeard already

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
i would be one of those men with a topknot and a beard

i'm already a giant hipster

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i can easily grow half a beard, i have 2 shave every other day but it's only one side lql

if i could grow a full one mb i would but in general beards kinda gross me out.

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
beards are gross

having to pluck my mustache is bad enough

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
hell no

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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
yes and it would be the most braided and ornate of dwarf beards