(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
yesterday i saw a freaking shark

i had just been snorkeling at the beach and then got out of the water and was walking around collecting shells and ran into this guy that was like "see the shark? that's what i'm here trying to catch" and he pointed one out and said there were TWO inside the reef right there

glad i didn't see it when i was in the water cause i would have freaked tf out tbh

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
is there ever an instance when reviews of a book/movie mention a big twist or surprising reveals and it's actually surprising?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
clea duvall dated ellen page and that's why i was unsurprised when ellen page came out lol

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
nonas i'm bored

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
i love tricia helfer in scifi but 99% of her work is ~sexy nudity opportunity~

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
lql fic nonas getting mortally offended by hairbraiding fluff

it's one thing not to like it but being offended that others do

lqllllllllll

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
the whole thing about “no man is going to shut me up is”….

…there are men I have the power to talk over…

…there are men whose rights I have the power to violate…

…there are men who I can harm….

And I want them to be able to tell me, no, stop.

I want a feminist culture that takes female power seriously. I want a feminist culture that cares about men as people.

I wish I knew where to find it.

lunked bcus big

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
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https://m2.behance.net/rendition/pm/2072296/disp/da055413288430b049810dbc51ccf6e9.jpg

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
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there, that literally took me 10 seconds

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
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why do they all have the same face

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
why does the cookie part of ice cream sandwiches always come off on ur fingers

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
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remember how this artist was actually hired by disney

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just told my boyfriend of 9 years (give or take) that I really want to get married but could live with the idea of never having kids…and he told me we could get married if I let him have a vasectomy. Is it wrong that I’m pretty ok with this? I mean I can’t say I’d be against kids but I can’t say I want them either. I want to be married. I want a show of commitment. I want to get a ring and a dress and to throw a hell of a party.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
when is hussie gonna say how long the omegapause will be

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
ok drake needs 2 clarm at this point

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
the anti-liara peeps on wot weird me out. its so ott and reads a lil homophobic 2 me

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
me:*mocks parents for not understanding technology*
me:*has to google how to cook an egg*

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
what if your fetish is literally hairbraiding

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
the only way i'll be happy with the canadian election is if the ndp win

if stephen harper wins again or wins official opposition then it's still the same shit

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
blackwall being all smug and morally superior

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
i'm literally so terrified of stonefish

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
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(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
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lmfao

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
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youcantfuckosmosisjones:

you cant fuck the titty chicken from rock a doodle. likewise, the titty penguin from that other don bluth movie: strictly off limits. this goes out to the good people of the web and also to you, mr donathan bluth. stop putting titties on birds you animal, you damned hooligan.

hell is having ur big toe nail unclipped and growing longer

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
but u have no $ to spare to buy clippers that wont break when u attempt to cut it

im dying nonas this is death

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