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like that time my parents were in the usa and they were staying with distant cousins and they were like totally shocked at the amount of food that was served at breakfast, it was insane
like pork chops, some type of potato dish and bacon and eggs and waffles with really sweet sauce and there was also the remnants of a blue cake they eat the day before, i mean who eats cake at breakfast?

they made a big fancy breakfast because they had guests

dude naw apparently they always eat like that

if i had leftover cake i would totally eat it for breakfast

cake + coffee is good

cake makes you fat and coffee is bad for your blood pressure

oh it's automat

automat is american though, isn't she

eating too much of anything makes u fat

u can make urself fat on fruits and veg

no, you can't
unless you only eat like 10 kilos of avocado a day

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(Anonymous) - 2015-06-19 20:40 (UTC) - Expand

everything is big in the us

i secretly had cake for breakfast once

i woke up early and finished a cake all by myself

i was a kid at the time tho

that's different, these were so called responsible adults and they eat the sort of food that is like a highway to heartdisease and diabetes

it was a big chocolate fudge cake

idk ive never had them but porkchops dont rll sound like a breakfast food, american or not

did you manage to keep it all down? if so, impressive

lmao @ u

lol they sound like richies, the average american grabs a bowl of oatmeal or cereal (or maybe a donut if they don't curr about eating healthy) and runs out the door

these people do not sound rich

lol

nobody who has an actual job to go to has time to make all that shit in the morning

it's true, they are prosperous
oatmeal is gross too

no one actually eats like that except for maybe white hicks in the deep south

as a white hick from the deep south my grandma would cook bacon, eggs, and biscuits and that was it

i imagine they're some sort of huge ranching family or something, then

aka richies w/ no real jobs, not hicks. nobody that still does ranching is actually poor, they're all pioneer woman richies who want to pretend they live in ~pioneer times~

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(Anonymous) - 2015-06-19 20:42 (UTC) - Expand

blue cake? now ur making shit up, nobody does blue cakes

ive never had breakfasts like that, its either eggs and toast or just cereal

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