Amazon headcanon Outsider: So what do you do with the boys? Amazon: The what? Outsider: The boys! When a boy is born, do you kill him? Leave him out to die? Amazon: We hurt none of our children in this way. What is a boy? Outsider: The ones that would grow up to be men. Amazon: There are no men among the Amazons. Outsider: I mean...what do you do with ones who have, you know...*gestures to crotch* Amazon: *oblivious* What? Outsider: THE ONES WITH PENISES! What do you do with them? Amazon: Nothing. Why? What do you do to them? Outsider: Well...raise them to be men, I guess. Amazon: There are no men among the Amazons.
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Outsider: So what do you do with the boys?
Amazon: The what?
Outsider: The boys! When a boy is born, do you kill him? Leave him out to die?
Amazon: We hurt none of our children in this way. What is a boy?
Outsider: The ones that would grow up to be men.
Amazon: There are no men among the Amazons.
Outsider: I mean...what do you do with ones who have, you know...*gestures to crotch*
Amazon: *oblivious* What?
Outsider: THE ONES WITH PENISES! What do you do with them?
Amazon: Nothing. Why? What do you do to them?
Outsider: Well...raise them to be men, I guess.
Amazon: There are no men among the Amazons.