The signs as weird things cats do

Aries:fights another cat for being in the same room as them

Taurus:falls asleep with their face in the food bowl

Gemini:when they’re sitting still and then juST START RUNNING??

Cancer:hides in weird places

Leo:watches you all judgy like from on top of the fridge

Virgo:brings you a dead animal because you don’t know how to take care of yourself

Libra:meowing loudly at you when you get home

Scorpio:knocking stuff off of surfaces for NO REASON

Sagittarius:sticking their head out the window and then slowly easing their entire body out as well

Capricorn:moving very slowly while attempting to steal your food so you won’t see them

Aquarius:the head bobble thing

Pisces:meowing to themselves for no reason