I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.
just imagine lawyers (◕‿◕✿) lawyers filing paperwork lawyers eatinga potato lawyers and accountants being cute and snuggly babies (otp alert) lawyers doing a jumping jack lawyers washing hands after using the TOILET lawyers (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
my officemate felt it necessary to tell me how the shooter was on SSRI meds and how irresponsible it is to prescribe them
i thought my silence after his first foray into this discussion would end it, but instead he said "meds for depression" and i blurted out "yes, i'm familiar because i take them"
and this still didn't shut him up. had to tell me about his buddy who was wrongly prescribed amphetamines for depression (which aren't even SSRIs, he fucking knows this) and how fucked up he was, and the columbine shooters etc. etc.
why did i even try being polite with him. i should have just fucking shut him down but i am tired and didn't want to argue
Okay so many of you know about Ramadan, the month in the islamic calander where every muslim who’s not travelling, pregnant, breastfeeding, diabetic or on their period or is ill or elderly has to fast from dawn until sunrise and refrain from smoking, sex, swearing, etc. Instead of sending everyone I follow what I would like them to tag as #nsfr (not safe for ramadan), here is a list of things to tag:
food nudes/ nsfw kissing/ pda smoking bad language
I’d appreciate it if people reblog this so every muslim doesn’t have to ask the 400+ blogs they follow to tag stuff. Thanks!
h8 how men like him think having strong opinions means they must be shared, and god knows if i had tried counter-arguing he would have enjoyed the "debate"
he's going on a long bike ride this weekend, hope he explosive diarrhea
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