I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
i've been fat my whole life p much but i'm visiting my fam rn and one of my parent's dogs is this really fat dachsund and ngl i worry about him being so fat and wheezy a lot
it's making me take a hard look at my life like, if i worry about this dog's weight shortening his life why am i not worried about me?
he and i should lose weight together. i took him for a walk today and we were both exhausted after lol
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