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[mummysquid]

do u like bun buns?



no more carrots :(

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[(Anonymous)]

"women definitely wish they had dicks to put inside of vaginas. unfortunately all they have is clits but maybe i can make a vag with my tongue"

-men

[(Anonymous)]

have u read f/f written by dudes? it addresses this somewhat

also the pressing question of "what makes women come, it's probably putting as big an object as physically possible inside them."

[(Anonymous)]

ugh yes

when will men notice that they are the only ones obsessed w/how big their dicks are

[(Anonymous)]

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

[(Anonymous)]

K-I-L-L-A-L-L-M-E-N